To the gentleman concerned about spreading the Suckage's word

[Guest]

Spread your ass so I can sodomize you, fag.

Jesus H. Christ. Go fuck yourself. Seriously. Newsucks500.com could truly have been the most wonderful thing to have happened to the Internet since its inception, but instead of the huge success it deserved to be, you actively destroyed it. Either help me out or watch the Suckage die forever. No more Suckage, ever. Get the word out about this. Get somebody big and powerful to care.

I sincerely hope someone slashes your throat.

[My ass smells purty]

i tell persons of color to drop by for friendly conversation.

[RightWingConspirator]

i tell persons of color to drop by for friendly conversation.

There's a nignog across the street talking loudly in some zebra language on a cell phone. So loud I can hear it in my fucking kitchen. Should I invite him to come on here?

[Guest]

i tell persons of color to drop by for friendly conversation.

There's a nignog across the street talking loudly in some zebra language on a cell phone. So loud I can hear it in my fucking kitchen. Should I invite him to come on here?

I write the url of newsucks500.com on the wall of every public toilet I take a shit in.

[RightWingConspirator]

i tell persons of color to drop by for friendly conversation.

There's a nignog across the street talking loudly in some zebra language on a cell phone. So loud I can hear it in my fucking kitchen. Should I invite him to come on here?

I write the url of newsucks500.com on the wall of every public toilet I take a shit in.

That's why I keep a Sharpie on me all the time. Except I normally write, "If Black is beautiful, I just shit a masterpiece." Or... "Here I sit all broken hearted, tried to shit, but only farted." The poetry just flows out of me on the shitter... like the shit does...

[Guest]

Cock.

[Guest]

Cock.

[Guest]

FAT CUNTS

[RightWingConspirator]

Goat farts.

[Vegeta]

Walmart.