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Instead of asking for a bottle of water, they ask for a bo'ah o wa'ah.

Stunk so bad my flat m8's dived out the windows to escape the stench! My britches are shot and I'm out of pence for the month. I might have to borrow some clothes from my dead flatmates as two of them died in the fall. We're on the third floor.

Mehmet started well with a flurry of quick punches, which seemed to annoy Mick rather than hurt him. Mick returned fire with a two peice and a biscuit that split open Mehmets lips and nose.

Mehmet then threw a massive over hand right, but Mick quickly countered with a gigantic uppercut ending the fight and also Mehmets life.

Because it's worthless.

Smells great !!! :heil: :heil: :heil: :heil: :heil: :heil:

I WAS AT THE ILFORD DVD RENTAL TO MEET THESE FUCKING POOF CUNTS THAT WANTED A COLLECTIVE FIGHT. THAT STINKING BOUCACK MAD MEHMET DIDN'T SHOW HIS PIG ASS AND BIG ADELE WENT INTO DIABETIC SHOCK EVEN BEFORE WE STARTED
I TOTALLY DESTROYED THE REST OF THESE POOF DWEEBS. ASSRAPED THEM WITH A BROKEN LAMPPOST AND BROKE ALL THEIR LIMBS. ALL OF THEM CRIED AND BEGGED, THOSE SODOMITES

Been testing out old web browsers on old operating systems to see what pages on the internet still work. Found a great search engine called that I installed as the home page in all browsers. Checked out this site back in the archives when I first created it, and it still works in Windows 95 IE 4.0. Gave me a brainstorm idea to revive that old code for old web browsing. I still have the old source code for that shoutbox at the bottom. I could totally recreate that. Not for this shit hole of...

Were you there, Were you there?
When I needed a poo poo
Were you there ?

Fucking pervert!! I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL YOU FAT PREDATOR PIECE OF SHIT! I thought you were a neighbour I could trust! I will press charges you fat poofter

Why do you not euthanize this fat fuck ChrisMuttonpissflap? Clearly, suicide is his only option? Even his gay buddy Alfie Davies is probably sick of this incestfuck

Shoot yourself in your fat acne-ridden face you enormous no-life child-touching cockfag.
Your entire life revolves around this forum. U upset m8? :biggrin:
Cut yourself. :biggrin:

BIG JOE JOYCE KING OF THE GYPSIES

And I will violently kick your ass.

Someone had shoved a boat up his arse.

Tomorrow will be a day to remember for all time. The air in this place will have a green haze to it and I have two spare toilets and a plumber on retainer.

Between Iron Mick Matthews and Mad Mehmet Aktash gets to fight Big Adele for the Ilford dvd rental championship belt.

Indian Food called. It wants all of it's massive shitfarts back.

Thai Food is still on the fence/toilet.

Will update as necessary and time allows.

Mad Mehmet absolutely mullered him. Probably the most one sided fight I've ever seen.

All the bills for this site are paid. The Suckage won't be going anywhere.

Shitniggers.

Cock.

$20,000 each, no low balls, I know what I have.

Someone is stealing my ideas. But it smelled great, I hit the stop button and splattered the side of the wall with guy goo. Which reminds me I just had a fart now. Was quite watery sounding and smelled of double cheeseburgers and rotten fruit.

Chris and all those British fighters should have some sincere throat slashing done to them. Filthy fags.

Spent my evening grooming little kids in Minecraft :wink:
Time for bed ro wank my fat ass to sleep after fingering my ripped open anus m8.com

ta

Friday night round the back of the Ilford dvd rental. Who do you think will win?

My admin access is now gone, new owner now has control over this site. Enjoy.

Of a new mouse mat. My old one was fucking worn down. Needed a new one.
Fuck you.

Seethe more, pedo copefag :cool: :biggrin:
Don't be so upset. Kill yourself and all your worries will end.
:hang:

HABEEB IT

She hit him with a massive DDT which exploded his head on impact as it hit the ground.

I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU AND SMASH YOUR HEAD LIKE AN ACCORDEON YOU BOUCAK FUCK. COLE AND SEE ME AT THE ILFORD DVD RENTAL AND YOU WILL DIE VIOLENTLY, FAG