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So here I am trying to earn money for an organic garden while doing my time behind bars waiting for Trump to be reinstated. I'm just doing some drawings and stuff and selling them on ebay with the phone I snuck up my ass. I started it out at .99 cents to be fair cuz, you have to, but like, I should have set the reserve at a billion, but anyways. Someone from the deep state kept my auction hidden till the last second and before all the hundreds of millions who were watching the item had time to...

Me love you long time.

Fukking niggers and fags I swear

It didn't happen but still, fukking SHITNIGGERS I swear.

the next generation of fart masks. :fap:

Nearly sharted myself right now.

Your fecal matter in a tupperware (yummy!!) and if you let me fuck your kids in the arse.
Contact me at the Ilford Diabetic Ward or via my profile on the Ilford Pedophile Anonymous Association (IPAA)

Fact! :biggrin:

You're a horrible cunt. You fucking turd nigger you fuck kids in the ass? Really? What's wrong with you, you filthy pedophile piece of shit! Pedophilia is disgusting! You're worth less than a puddle of nigger puke you fucking fag. You fucking AIDS infected shit pile. I hope you get brutally beaten to death with baseball bats by crazy niggers you fucking perverted cockfag and afterwards, they should sodomize you brutally with those same bats after wrapping them in barbed wire you cunt. You...

You FOOKIN' WANKERS :yank: :yank:

What's up with you Americanoscum and the weird laws you're passing lately. I mean that shit with abortion, loosening gun laws even though there are clearly plenty of niggers and crazy people that really shouldn't have access to guns and I bet my ass the next step will be to make fag marriage not universally legal again.
Don't get me wrong, I don't give two shits about abortion and fags being able to marry. Whether fags can legally fuck each other in the ass now or not is of no intrest...

Killed himself via massive shitfarts

Nothing gets me going like a nice pair of feet with suckable toes, especially on a boy, and especially when he's stepping in shit! :fap: Fact

Holy shit those people smell BAD. Fucking boucacks smell like a turd that was produced 8 weeks ago and I can assure you, I know how that smells. I mean I did visit the UK after all, that smell is omnipresent there. It's hard to say if niggers smell more than boucacks.
What do you think? Which one of these two untermenschen smells the worst?

Mummy won't let children in the house anymore so I'm settling for second best :fap:

At a fag bar in New York

What a fukking dumb fat bitch. Pouring dry cleaner in your eyes because she felt she was supposed to be born blind. WTF you crazy whore. And you Americaniggers pay wellfare for this shit. You ought to Robespierre this fat cunt asap.

DONT EVEN ASK ME
JUST FART IN MY MOUTH
I AM A HOMO
JUST FART IN MY MOUTH
I WANK OVER BONO
JUST FART IN MY MOUTH
I AM WELL RANDY
JUST FART IN MY MOUTH
ILL BUY YOU A BRANDY
JUST FART IN MY MOUTH

was a very long, mushy length of poop. It came out like a snake, but immediately broke up all over the bowl. I flushed and the water turned completely brown.

Is the fucking Daddy of B wing, right?

Have a shite not a fight

It started off nice and loggy, then ended up being a hot tar poo. Was wiping for ages.

Choose a life not a knife.

I only charged him 100 £

FARTING IN SPACE, THE FINAL FRONTIER.

IS MASSIVE COCKS DESTROYING MY ARSE

I don't give a shit what legislation you Americaniggers pass. Outlaw it, permit it, whatever. We have too much niggerism and boucackhood in the world to worry about such trivial matters. Furthermore, what you Americans decide is none of my concern.
As long as we all agree that the Brits are a bunch of stinking, pedophile, backwards untermenschen that ought to be Robespierre'd, we're cool.

Slayer of fatasses and boucacks.

Shitniggers.

COCK UP MY ARSE ASAP M8S

Slayer of niggers and fags.

Sodomize yourself, fag.

MASSIVE FUCKING SHIT FARTS

HE HAS A REALLY GAY HIGH PITCHED VOICE. ANYWAY HE BEGGED ME NOT TO MURK HIM. SAID ID THINK ABOUT IT

I sincerely hope someone slashes your throat.

18th June

Fucking lol you half-paralized facefuck. You make Grim Diaper look good you filthy fag. Take your shitty music and your arrogance and hang yourself. You fucking sodomite. The entirety of Canada should be ashamed that they unleached your gayness upon this world. You suck nigger schlong.

I was working in the garage Saturday night around midnight and ten chicks from a Sl00t house next door came walking by in pajamas and underwear pulled half off their ass Pretty sure I saw more than one butthole. Most likely 16-20 year old buttholes. I'm just gonna call it 18. I'll be fucking with those chicks next weekend. English are so gay they will risk their careers to have a gang bang with some slut? Weird.

AND THEY HAVE AGREED TO ISSUE A PUBLIC APOLOGY FOR TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME.

CONSTANTLY DOING THE SPLITS LIKE A FAG. IM GONNA PUT THAT CUNT IN A FUCKING WHEELCHAIR.

SO I CAN PUNCH THEM OUT THROUGH YOUR MUTHAFUCKING ARSE.

I love farts. :smile: And I hate niggers and I eat fast food for every meal.

Have I come to the right place?

Kick 'em in the arse, then let the Irish kick the other cheek!

I don't think I need to make this a sticky, but if you have any questions or concerns about racist or offensive content please contact me at my personal email dparisi@tellurian.com

It will pop up on my iPhone and I will address any concerns or questionable posts immediately.

AND I WILL SLAUGHTER YOU LIKE A PIG

Amber Heard.

She was mollywopping some American tourists outside Harrods.

I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT!!!

I am Ed Sheeran and I have a fat nigger cock in my cum-infested throat.

niggers

I'm very retarded and diabetic. I also have anal cancer and I have a tiny cock I wank over pictures of little boys

I fuck little kids in the ass because that's what us Britniggers do.

:dizzy:

I eat my own fecal matter and have rotten teeth. Also broke my sons arm.

:wink:

The Ilford Police Department has confirmed that one Ray Peter Hewitt A.K.A. ChrisMuttonshutter became trapped in his mother's flat last weekend. Unable to get out, and out of desperation he apparently began eating himself. The resulting vapors caused him to die of B.O. and inhalation of fart vapors. Film at 11.

HEARD THAT RWC AND HIS BUDDIES WERE DRINKING IN SOME SHITTY BAR, SO ME AND ED SHEERAN JUMPED IN MY LIMO AND GOT DOWN THERE.

AS SOON WE GOT INSIDE WE BOTH JUST FILLED THE ROOM WITH UPPERCUTS AND HEADBUTTS. RWC TRIED TO RUN SO I PUNCHED HIM THROUGH A WINDOW KILLING HIM INSTANTLY

HAHA FUCKING QUEER

Luckily I had just eaten Chipolte and washed it down with a gallon of rootbeer. I let out a shrieking burp and it blew that nigga right across the street and head first through a fence. The dogs in the yard started eating it. I hope they don't get sick. What a sight!

Sure smells good. :smile:

Never stop farting.

Eartha Kitt

I WANT TO SUCK YOUR FAT COCKS

FUCK BLIZZARD
FUCK WORLD OF WARCRAFT
FUCK OVERWATCH
FUCK U ALL

You smell like niggers you fucking pedophile bag of urine. I'm going to punch you so hard in the gut, you will shit right there in your gay pants and you will need to be tube-fed for the rest of your miserable, pathetic, child-raping life you fag. You're an enormous FAG and you're so fat, we could ritually slaughter you and have enough food for the entirety of Africa you brain-damaged nigger. You take bull cock up your hairy ass. I sincerely hope you get sodomized by AIDS infected fatcocks, one...

Farting an dumping some SHIT-PILLARS at the same time

A THOUSAND STREET FIGHTS AND WON THEM ALL.

Was excellent!

And it smells worse than a Balverine turd.

Which used to be called opal fruits in the UK.

Do you think we could got on holiday together?

You know what that means for later. :fap: :fap: :fap:

And one of my fingers went through the paper. Its covered in poo and stinks. What should I do?

I ate Taco Bell, Chipotle, and Pancheros all TODAY. :fap:

If you live in a country where the national sport is mass shootings, why would you eat McDonald's until you're morbidly obese? Should you try to avoid becoming a giant, slow moving target?

DESTROY and RAPE all trisomic underage autistic jewish niggers.com m8

Blew away two of my bedroom walls and my truck on the street was lying on its side. Wtf?

So naturally I came here immediately to post about it.

But let's wait an hour before going in a shooting where kids die because we're scared of a single untrained 18 years old faggot :biggrin:

And they call the French cowards.

Texas, what a fucking shithole

It was Maniac Cop. I think he killed some partiers. Wow this neighborhood has really gone downhill.

You fucking piece of shit circus reject. To this day I still don't understand why your mother didn't abort your fat ass when she was pregnant. Your foetus most have been a real lump of shit you degenerate child-rapist. Fuck you! You're a disgusting pedophile Britnigger and everyone hates you. Even retards and niggers think you're a subhuman barrel of shit you enormous fag. I hope a bus drives over you and splatters your perverted cunt face all over the pavement you pedobrit. Kill yourself.

SHITNIGGERS

In Amsterdams red light district.

Your mum
In the bum
Till I cum

The little nigger boy next door didn't want to come into my house for it, so I guess it's mine :confused:

Just wanted to see what the vibes on that wasteland are. My God the fucking LULZ. LUNA is a cryptocurrency that lost 99% of it's value in a matter of a few days, mostly because it was a retarded piece of shit scamcoin. I saw posts like My friend invested all his life savings into LUNA and lost everything. He attempted suicide
And another: I lost $450k in LUNA and now I can't pay my bank back. Suicide is my only way out

What in the blue fuck possesses someone to make dumb investments like...

The same scenario as with AIDS. It's been scientifically proven through numerous studies: niggers in AIDSfrica have been fucking infected monkeys in the ass again and so the virus jumped from one ape species to the next. It's really common with these untermenschen to put gorilla cocks in their ass.
Add to that a bunch of fags who sodomize each other, some incest from the UK and boom, there you have it: out break of this gay disease.
Fucking fags, niggers and brits I swear.

:fap: :fap: :fap:

The pedophile deviant is still breating. This is unacceptable. It is vital that the deviant pedophile known as is murdered violently at once.

Straight into oldpyjamas moms mouth

Doctor, I need new diabetes medication. I'm out and my toes are already starting to smell putrid :dizzy:
And Alfie, I have this 11 years old kid in my sight that I'm busy grooming online. Can we discuss this during the next IPAA meeting? :wink:

Who wins?

Which was once called Marathon in the uk

AND JUST BROKE EVERY BONE IN HIS GAY FUCKING HAND LOL

And I have to shave and shower and put on some clothes that don't look like absolute shit just to go to work?

Made a huge pot of my famous trophy winning infamous chili. Was gassy all night. Just woke up, decided to have a big bowl of leftover's for breakfast. Thinking of going in and napping next to her when I finish.

And I have a fat nigger cock in my cum infested throat.

You can all go suck your mom.

HOW???????

A delicious raisin and biscuit Yorkie

SUCK MY DICK

Guess correctly and you get to sniff it. Guess incorrectly and you get violently murdered.

Kill all the babies, especially the brown ones. There's too many of those fucks around already.

Fags

And some pants (underwear)

And some pants (underwear)

THAT POOF OLDPYJAMA UP LIKE A FUCKING PRETZEL

pleonasm
/ˈpliːə(ʊ)ˌnaz(ə)m/
noun
the use of more words than are necessary to convey meaning

I mean niggers are by definition made of shit and boucacks are by definition stinky. So basically, calling the former shit and the latter stinky is a pleonasm.

YOU WILL BE MY NIGGER

Daddy or chips?

SHITFARTS MASSIVE

FUUCK YOU RACISTS!! AL DYAL GRAH!! STOP RACIST SHIT!!!

FUCK YOU

Bitch!

God damn garlicy shrimp stir fry.

True story.

I am the Censorbot. All pedophile behaviour must be stopped. The user known as is in possession of child pornography and is guilty of pedophilia. This filth is digsusting. Please murder him because morality.

AND AHM HERE TO DEFEND THE FLAG OF THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD.

About time you fucking crooked tooth fat child arm breaking pedo limey!

Get ur vinegar and chips while you still can you black toothed son of a bitch!!!!!

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The Bouckackjuring: Allah made me do it
The Imam
Fast and the Boucack 3: Baghdad Drift
Very Boucack Things
Boucack To The Future
Boucack Wars: Rise of the Mujahideen
Schindler 's Boucack

Gay pride.

I made sure to shake it out of my pants good then I got out and went over to the soda machine. Two hot chicks walked around the corner and went right in there. I heard them both go Oh GROSS !!!!! in a horrifying tone as the door closed on them. I grabbed my Dr. Pepper and walked back to my room laughing all the way.

Im just looking for some distraction sind my head cant really think straight

What the hell is that all about?? I just wanna have a normal day for once.

It smells like a fucking sewer in here now too.. jebus crisp

Thought it was gonna rip my asshole out, but it seems intact.