To the gentleman concerned about spreading the Suckage's word

[Guest]

Spread your ass so I can sodomize you, fag.

[Guest]

Spread your ass so I can sodomize you, fag.

Jesus H. Christ. Go fuck yourself. Seriously. Newsucks500.com could truly have been the most wonderful thing to have happened to the Internet since its inception, but instead of the huge success it deserved to be, you actively destroyed it. Either help me out or watch the Suckage die forever. No more Suckage, ever. Get the word out about this. Get somebody big and powerful to care.

[Guest]

FAT CUNTS

[Vegeta]

Nigrums.

[Guest]

Stop fucking up this place with lies and junk, you rude pieces of shit.

[Vegeta]

I just farted and it smells really bad.

[Guest]

Jamal Jenkums.

[Oldpyjama]

Be one with the pukefukk.

[Zoink]

FAGGOT

[Guest]

Turdfart niggAz!