I just farted and it reeks in here.

RightWingConspirator · Fri Feb 09, 2024 1:35 am

Just about knocked me off my chair when I got the first whiff.

Vegeta · Post by **Vegeta** » Fri Feb 09, 2024 5:31 am

Been eating hard boiled eggs?

RightWingConspirator · Fri Feb 09, 2024 7:52 am

Pickled herring and fruit. My butthole itches something fierce from this sloppy shit I took early today. Been wiping for hours.

Oldpyjama · Post by **Oldpyjama** » Fri Feb 09, 2024 9:05 am

Dont you have it sometimes when you fart while sitting in a couch, that the vibrations shake up the entire house?

RWC · Post by **RWC** » Fri Feb 09, 2024 1:06 pm

Faggot

RightWingConspirator · Fri Feb 09, 2024 3:33 pm

If it's a hide a bed or leather couch, for sure!

Oldpyjama · Post by **Oldpyjama** » Fri Feb 09, 2024 5:34 pm

RightWingConspirator wrote: ↑Fri Feb 09, 2024 3:33 pm If it's a hide a bed or leather couch, for sure!

It goes like "BWOMMM!!" and the whole place shakes

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Feb 09, 2024 10:48 pm

Faggot

RightWingConspirator · Fri Feb 09, 2024 11:13 pm

I just ripped a bad one again. This is horrible, I need a bigger computer room with more ventilation.

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