Currently reading "political news"..

[some old dork]

I'm so fucking angry right now about something that has zero effect on me.

[Guest]

I blame the party in charge for everything. When are they gonna do something about the approaching hurricane?

[Guest]

The other party doesn't want to do anything about the hurricane because they're in bed with the Weather Channel. They're making a lot of money off of these storms.

[Guest]

accuweather is my nigger, fuck the weather channel.