You ever notice how you're really constipated sometimes...

[Guest]

Faggot

[lazy ass RWC]

Eat more fiber.

Yea, I've had too much salt and liquid in my diet lately. This place absolutely reeks right now. It smells almost as bad as the dumpster outside of Arby's.

[Guest]

Why is it I can take a huge shit in world record girth and length and it feels great, but when I'm constipated I can't push out a turd that's only a bit bigger than a pebble?

[Expert Dietitian]

Why is it I can take a huge shit in world record girth and length and it feels great, but when I'm constipated I can't push out a turd that's only a bit bigger than a pebble?

Too much cheese in your diet.

[Expert Dietitian]

Oh, not enough fiber too.

[Guest]

Anal fissures

[Guest]

IMAGINE THE SMELL

[Gaylord]

If you like big turds release, get fucked anally by a well endowed man. It feels amazing. Incredibly addictive.