Just had a pretty good fart.

[Lord Neckbeard]

I was glad it wasn't a shit fart like it was starting to feel like. I'm too lazy to go wipe my ass right now.

[Lord Neckbeard]

Damn, the next one turned out to be a shitfart after all. Now I'm gonna have to get up and deal with this in a couple hours after a few more bong hits.

[Guest]

I sincerely hope someone slashes your throat.

[Mr. Sensitive]

I sincerely hope someone slashes your throat.

Hey, that's not nice.

[Guest]

FAT CUNTS