Update on my constipation situation.

[RightWingConspirator]

I had a couple of extremely wet sounding farts earlier. I sat down in the thrown room and I was able to drop about 5 turds. Then I got up and went out in the hallway to check the mail. There was a flyer from a local hardware store an some Burger King coupons in the mailbox. It's been another wild and crazy day.

[Guest]

I sincerely hope someone slashes your throat

[RightWingConspirator]

I sincerely hope someone slashes your throat

Me too.

[Guest]

FAT CUNTS

[RightWingConspirator]

Farts.

[RightWingConspirator]

Also, farts.

[Usually constipated individual]

I had a couple of extremely wet sounding farts earlier. I sat down in the thrown room and I was able to drop about 5 turds. Then I got up and went out in the hallway to check the mail. There was a flyer from a local hardware store an some Burger King coupons in the mailbox. It's been another wild and crazy day.

Eat lots of plums at breakfast. I have and have been able take enormous shits that require multiple plungings every day!

[RightWingConspirator]

I took a massive shit just now. The constipation disappeared somehow.

[RightWingConspirator]

Just took another massive shit. I guess that's my payback for a day of constipation.

The sound I made was like... Ehhhhhhhhhhhh.. then there was a huge splash. It was epic.