Donald Trump hired that guy to shoot his ear.

[Democrat]

It's obvious! What kind of inbred Nazi Fascist Klansman bigot thinks it's "too unrealistic" for Donald Trump to have hired a guy who can shoot good enough to just barely miss his head with the promised reward being certain death? If you don't believe this, then you're a conspiracy theorist and I will FUCKING KILL YOU

[Republican]

Fags and trannies are cool now as long as they vote like I do. I'm not gay. I swear, I don't even know what Grindr is.

[Guest]

FAT CUNTS