I know some of you are not happy with me right now...

[BIG JOE BIDEN]

but back in 1832 when I was in a fight with corn fluff, corn plop, and raggedoo, never did I imagine that one day I would be tangling with a large orange orangutan for the White House. The stakes have never been higher my fellow Americans. I will not leave the race until God tells me to do so. It might be in the form of a heart attack or sudden stroke, but he will speak to me in some way. The staffer who is transcribing this for me is a great patriot and also likes chocolate chip ice cream.

[Guest]

FAT CUNT

[RightWingConspirator]

but back in 1832 when I was in a fight with corn fluff, corn plop, and raggedoo, never did I imagine that one day I would be tangling with a large orange orangutan for the White House. The stakes have never been higher my fellow Americans. I will not leave the race until God tells me to do so. It might be in the form of a heart attack or sudden stroke, but he will speak to me in some way. The staffer who is transcribing this for me is a great patriot and also likes chocolate chip ice cream.

Please stay in turtle face!!! Don't ever give up!

[BIG JOE BIDEN]

I will be your ancient fucking President FOREVER!!!! Suck my wrinkly White ass and hairy butt hole!!!

[Guest]

FAT CUNTS