I can't stop thinking about dicks

[Liberal]

I guess I'll cover that up by projecting my homosexuality onto people I don't like?

[Conservative]

I'm fat

[Public toilet s(h)itter]

And I want a dick to suck.

[RightWingConspirator]

And I want a dick to suck.

If you were in a toilet portal I'd push it over so you could taste all the shit and piss. I've seen it happen before, so I have experience.

[Guest]

Dick Nixon, Dick Cavett, Dick Vitale, Dick Cheney, Dick Van Dyke...

[Guest]

I guess I'll cover that up by projecting my homosexuality onto people I don't like?

Chrismuttonpissflap does this

[Guest]

I guess I'll cover that up by projecting my homosexuality onto people I don't like?

I sincerely hope someone slashes your throat.

[RightWingConspirator]

Dick Nixon, Dick Cavett, Dick Vitale, Dick Cheney, Dick Van Dyke...

Dick Niggerson.

[Guest]

Dick Nixon, Dick Cavett, Dick Vitale, Dick Cheney, Dick Van Dyke...

Dick Niggerson.

Dick Gregory

[RightWingConspirator]

Dick O'Brien.