ALL OF YOU WEAK SKINNY SHITSTAINS, READ THIS SHIT

[BIG OSCAR HARDINGS]

ATTENTION TO ALL YOU SUCKAGE FAGGOTS: COME AND SEE ME AT THE ILFORD DVD RENTAL AND I WILL CHAIN YOU TO THE WALL AND PAY A BUM 20£ TO ASSRAPE YOU. THEN I WILL PUNCH YOU SO HARD IN YOUR WEAK HOMO GUT, YOUR STOMACH WILL EXIT YOUR SCRAWNY DWEEB BODY FROM BEHIND YOU CUNT HOMO JEWS. COME SEE ME AT THE ILFORD DVD RENTAL THIS WEEKEND YOU WEAK NIGGERS AND I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU.

[Taco Bell]

Doesn't seem appealing, I think I'll just stay home.