Meet me for a chainsaw fight

[Darren]

Unless you're a queer

[RightWingConspirator]

I'll pass and not be queer either. I'm too lazy for shit like that these days.

[Darren]

It will be fun

[Oldpyjama]

Iron Shit Fatjews will fuck you up

[RightWingConspirator]

I enjoy raping polar bears in the arctic. Maybe could have been that I left that not known. I promise I'll talk to a shrink on a couch about it someday.

And also.. someday... an Arby's Meat Mountain will be my bitch as well. Just you see...