Doused my burritos, tacos, and chalupas in Fire sauce last night..

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Felt my guts rumbling this morning, so I went for the shitter right away. I let loose a massive stinkshit. It was a real SIZZLER and an EYE WATERING experience. Burned my ass (arse) something fierce. I'm having a hard time just sitting down right now. Used almost an entire bottle of air freshener and it still stinks like a dead tribe of HAMAS in here.

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I was almost tempted to do it again today, but I don't want to accidentally cause the death of anyone around me.