New Sucks 500

Just took another massive shit. I guess that's my payback for a day of constipation.

The sound I made was like... Ehhhhhhhhhhhh.. then there was a huge splash. It was epic.

I took a massive shit just now. The constipation disappeared somehow.

[quote=RightWingConspirator post_id=5805 time=1727136182 user_id=74]
I had a couple of extremely wet sounding farts earlier. I sat down in the thrown room and I was able to drop about 5 turds. Then I got up and went out in the hallway to check the mail. There was a flyer from a local hardware store an some Burger King coupons in the mailbox. It's been another wild and crazy day.
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Eat lots of plums at breakfast. I have and have been able take enormous shits that require multiple plungings every day!

Also, farts.

Farts.

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[quote=Guest post_id=5806 time=1727136241]
I sincerely hope someone slashes your throat
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Me too.

I sincerely hope someone slashes your throat

I had a couple of extremely wet sounding farts earlier. I sat down in the thrown room and I was able to drop about 5 turds. Then I got up and went out in the hallway to check the mail. There was a flyer from a local hardware store an some Burger King coupons in the mailbox. It's been another wild and crazy day.