Do you prefer wet of dry farts?

[Oldpyjama]

Only weirdos with a faeces fetish prefer wet farts. Fucking Br*tish deranged fucks.

[RightWingConspirator]

Sometimes, MASSIVE SHITFARTS fill your home with a nice odor, but I do prefer the dry ones because I hate having to wipe my ass so much. The neighbors start to get suspicious when their newspapers go missing a lot.

[Vegeta]

Definitely dry farts. They're just funny. If a fart is too wet, it's a problem.