How to distinguish an illegal alien from a natural born citizen in America

[Paco Moreno]

The natural born citizen will be obese with pre-diabetes and the illegal will look thin and starved.

[RightWingConspirator]

(K)orrect

[Paco Moreno]

The illegals will be driving an 85' Chevy Citation, working at the packing house, risking carpal tunnel for life with no chance of collecting social security benefits, giving free money to keep old fucker racist rednecks alive on social security so they can steal from Walmart by being old fuck Karen's. The natural's will be carrying guns, engaging in gang activity, driving low riders and trucks, selling good weed to the hood, refusing to get a job, but somehow get credit somewhere to buy a less than 10 year old vehicle that has bluetooth included.

[Vegeta]

Damn, that sucks. We gotta tell people to stay where they are if this is all they have to look forward to in America.

[RightWingConspirator]

Damn, that sucks. We gotta tell people to stay where they are if this is all they have to look forward to in America.

Pretty soon Americans will be crossing the border into Mexico instead.

[Guest]

Massachusetts - Boston Baked Beaners
Maine - L.L. Beaner
Scotland - Sawney Beaner
Germany - Der Beanerschnitzel
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[Guest]

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