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That's right, our modern society's new favorite holiday is right around the corner! Aren't you glad we pushed stuffy old traditions like Christmas and Easter out of the way for something that everyone can enjoy? Bring your kids and let them meet the drag queens! Of course it's appropriate for the youngsters, why shouldn't a young child be allowed to watch an adult man dressed like a female stripper dance for tips?
If you really want to show your support, your old pal Shlomo has plenty of...
You really do stab massive shit you fucking fag. You depraved cuntfuck. You touch your son? You rape kids? You collect kiddie porn you sick fuck? On top of that, I heard you are fucking obese, so fat you could feed the whole of Africa's starving niggers with just your fat you gross paedophile fuck. I can't believe nobody has cut your throat sincerely so far. How can such a demented, sick fucking fatass cunt paedophile such as you be allowed to live any longer. You smear feces on your face and...
I took a huge dump with the bathroom DOOR OPEN. :poo: Then I hopped in my BIG RIG, drove to the hardware store and BOUGHT A TOOL. Afterwards I installed a CHROME PART and LEATHER SIDE SADDLE on a HARLEY DAVIDSON motorcycle. :mad:
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Various hangers on from zibarre (extinct)
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As you may or may not know, Antwerp is known for it's diamond industry, which is firmly in the hands of those kiken-schweinhunde.
There's a series on Shitflix telling the story of a jEw family and their dealings with the Albanian mafia (which is indeed active in Port of Antwerp). It's a pretty good series, but it made me realize more than ever that jEws are a bunch of untermenschen: arranged marriages, dealing with drugs, corrupt as fuck, being extremely elitist and seeing the non-jEws as...
Attempted murder charges were filed against one Raymond P. Hewitt after he was found attempting to suffocate a nurse who was cleaning filth out from between his fat rolls in the psychiatric ward of Ilford hospital. At the time of arrest he was using a stolen laptop attempting to access an American website under the alias ChrisMuttonshutter . When questioned he listed an address in Lancastershire, but authorities quickly traced his actual residence to his mum's flat in a council estate in...
Just kidding!! What the fuck are you thinking? Congratulate your fat toothless whore of an inbred jew mother.
Congratulations on having an old pedophile boomer fuck as a king and a boucack as a premier too. Piss on the royal family.
Flatulence is passing gas from the digestive system out of the back passage. It's more commonly known as passing wind , or farting .
Farting is often laughed about, but excessive flatulence can be embarrassing and make you feel uncomfortable around others. However, it can usually be controlled with changes to your diet and lifestyle.
Flatulence is a normal biological process and is something everyone experiences regularly. Some people pass wind only a few times a day,...
Now where are Americans supposed to take their ugly fucking families with their fat wives and fat bratty kids and engorge themselves on cheap, highly processed food?
You called my friend a faggot and told him to go fuck himself? Is that what you did? Told him to go fuck himself YOU FUCKING HICK YOU! I'll smash your fucking head so hard you won't be able to get that cowboy hat on, you hear me?
Under Biden you guys are so... boring. Back in the days of Tronald Dump, we had quality comedy coming from the White House on a daily basis. Now it's just this senile old fuck doing what every American has been doing for the past decades: fuck the average American in the ass. At least with the orange moron, we had some absolute hilarity coming forth. We would wake up, go to work and during lunch, we could go on the news and ask Ah, what else has the moron said today for lulz? and we'd see...
Go get Angelo and Buster, have them dig a hole in the desert and then have 'em show you were it's at. When I say the word go see the jew ... you make it disappear you see what I mean?
And Shlomo, get this through your head you jew motherfucker you: I'm gonna get you, jew fuck!
Or is it South-Sudan I don't know and I don't give a fuck. Just boucacks at it again. Them niggers of the sand really can't act civilised those goat-fucking swine fags.
... who touches kids, smears shit all over himself, has diabetes and spends his entire days on this shit dump spamming the same bullshit and stalking the same couple of members like an autust.
I'd fucking kill myself. What a sad life.
I sought out our corpulent musical friend for a fight, having heard so much about her physical prowess here on the board, and I must say, I did not get what I expected. As soon as I found her, a man dressed as an old sea captain appeared and began chasing her with a harpoon while shouting like Captain Ahab. I must say, I find these events to be quite inexplicable.
Following his reluctance to accept a few shillings for bus fare, I decided to meet Mr. Hardings at the Ilford DVD rental after all. He smelled of gin and though his physical prowess may very well be impressive, I was able to confuse him with a grade school math test before delivering a vicious blow to the solar plexus. Better luck next time, old chap.
If you are a morning person you have terminal faggotry and autism. You fucking kike cunt. And if you shame night people for not being morning people, then you ought to eat a large bowl of AIDS infected putrid nigger cocks.
I will be posting updates on my pedophile lifestyle.
Today, I broke my sons arms for the 4th time since the beginning of the year. I also wanked my tinycock furiously to pictures of young 10 years old boys.
You clustercunt. You enormous obese fat jew. You think you're being funny, you fucking fag, pretending to be jesus who rose again ? Very original you assqueer. Never knew jesus raped kids like you do you gross sperm-whale Arab fuck. You caught AIDS from a fat Nigerian you fucktard. Depraved child molesting Paki cunt. You suck enormous Arab cock while refreshing this shit dump all day. Kill yourself.
Let's see how long it takes for the schizzo meds to wear off and for Chris to come crawling back again as always. :biggrin:
Usually it starts with an alternate username, then the child arm breaking pedo is back posting under his old name again. Good luck on your latest leave of absence Raymond.
What kind of faggot name is Raymond anyways? Please, this time kill yourself. And no suicide attempts that are just cries for attention. Do it right this time !!!
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Any colour - black brown yellow red white mulatto, but not purple !
American Spanish English Canadian Chinese Pakistani Hispanic Jewish but not Irish (they stink)
I'm not desperate, as long as they have most of their limbs and hair
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Lads, Ray's obesity is out of hands. We had to wash the feces off his body with a high pressure cleaner because the shit had become encrusted on his skin. He's also no longer residing in the bariatric ward since he painted the walls with his excrement.
He also will need dental implants because several of his teeth have fallen out,rottibg due to his incessant consumption of turds.
He was also caught grooming kids online and wanking his smallcock to videos of kids on TikTok so his internet...
I just wanted to thank everyone for the well wishes, and I plan on celebrating with 18 Dominos deep dish meat pizzas and 18 coconut cream pies, washed down with 18 two liter bottles of Cherry Coke. :smile:
Still that powertripping shitstab MaxPower AKA MaxGAYer. This enormous fag died of anal cancer and AIDS and there are no words to desciribe how fucking gay this assrapist was.
MaxPower was a:
Gay
Fag
Homo
Maricón
Pédé
Tarlouze
Flikker
Schwuchtel
Zaml
I hope you're getting sodomized by bulls in hell, fag.
Meanwhile, their rail lines have become nearly unusable from neglect, and 98% of the population is obese, retarded, or both. Good job you fat fucking idiots, you're going to make Africa look civilized soon.
That's the name of the bill that they're calling the TikTok Ban! TikTok is bad, right? We don't need that. This bill will give the government the power to ban TikTok and any other app or service that we don't like! And good news - it also gives your pals in the government unrestricted access to everyone's phone, computer, home network, and everything on them so they can make sure that nobody is breaking the law! Anyone caught running banned software will be hit with a fine of $1 million and 20...
I figured I'd use the exercise bike for a few minutes, since I'm a big fat guy and people keep telling me to slim down. Unfortunately, before I even finished climbing on the thing I unleashed a massive fart that blew an old lady off the treadmill next to me. They told me that I'm not welcome in that gym anymore.
You fat stinking mentally ill shithog. What's with the dozens of sockpuppet accounts you schizophrenic sad cocksuck? You think you're funny? Even mongoloids laugh at your loser ass you British pervert. You child molesting homosexual turd. I hope you die of syphilis. Kill yourself.
I know you like being held down and farted on. A LOT. I was wondering if you would like ME to hold you down and fart on you? It could be like a second date type thing, doesn't have to be on the first date. Please let me know.
Listen up, shitstabs. We all agree that the United Kingdom of Great Britain is a cesspool of truly disgusting shit. The UK indeed has extreme levels of:
Rotten teeth
Misshapen heads
Pedophilia
Child abuse
Inbreeding
Coprophilia
Mental retardation
Autism
Boucackhood in the government
Buggery
Niggerism
Worshipping of an inbred child-raping royal family
It is clear that the words Brit and British are synonym to depravity in it's most disturbing form. Therefor we consider these words as the most...
As you may have noticed, Raymond has had another severe episide of mental retardation and schizophrenia.
Now he thinks he's a man named Dave and is still obsessed with bald faggots and child porn. His son reportedly arrived at school with a broken arm too (again)
Please pray for Raymond to feel better soon! You are his only friends!
Fucking lol. I guess those inbred pedo-supporting British shits should consider adding cattle shit to their diet too on top of human shit.
Fail country.
Once again the proof that niggers add great value to our society. The most lulzy moment starts at 4:43
Fucking niggerism I swear. This got to be staged.
There was some big, greasy, sweaty, 400lb. nigger in the back sweating all over the ingredients and making shit with his fecies covered hands. I immediately turned around and walked out.
My feet smell like some type of rotten Italian cheese and my ass reeks of turd caked skidmarks. My armpits are surprisingly not as bad. I just farted and it smelled like rotten eggs. :fap:
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Ok time to be serious you nigger sucking gay whorefuckers. I'm currently in Italy and their food is damn good. And their coffee too. You Americanofags make shit food. Even your coffee is shit. How do you fuck up coffee?
Still. Don't feel bad. You guys are still better cooks than the shitstab Brits who smear feces on bread.
Here we are again, dear Sworn Brothers of the Holy Shitfarting Pukerape, this year's edition of the Suckage List of People who should be violently killed in 2022.
Feel free to add more names. If you disagree with this list, sodomize yourself with a shotgun.
- Queen Elisabeth, that old hag cunt queen of that sorry shit heap known as the Jewnited Kingdom
- Amber Heard, that lying cunt whore who should get her face brutally ripped off by rabid gorillas
I am just farting my ass off right now. The shits come and go. I tend to get all sweaty and emotional randomly today. It's really doing its magic. This is wonderful. :heil:
Then he said I was one of the bald faggots stalking him at the hospital psycho ward. Can't someone just put some boost in his IV line and get this fat fuck out of his misery?
I parked and ran inside. I could feel it coming like an avalanche. Barely ripped off my trousers in time and before my ass cheeks even hit the seat shit was flying out my ass like you wouldn't believe. It was a SUPER GREASY Lincoln log that filled over half the bowl. Twirled around several times for some nice spirals.
That was a lot of wiping. It still stinks in here.
I don't want to give any spoilers in case you haven't completed the last season, but I was the guy with the gas mask who farted in the elevator leading to the death of a main character.
The inbred American lives in a trailer and everyone calls him a hillbilly. The inbred Englishman lives in Buckingham Palace and everyone calls him King.
Juuuuust kidding! Fuck those boucack untermenschen. This is a great day! Dead boucacks=hilarious. And why does this shitstab country insist on being called Türkiye anyways? It's Turkey you smelly sand negro.
Pay your respects to your fat prostitute of a mother.
COME AND SEE ME AT THE ILFORD DVD RENTAL YOU PATHETIC SHIT DWEEBS AND I WILL ASSRAPE YOU WITH A TRAFFIC CONE. YOU BUNCH OF FAGS. COME AND MEET ME ASAP AND YOU'LL BE IN A WORLD OF SHIT
Raymond is very self-conscious about his body and though his gynecomastia is out of control, it'(s still not nice to make fun of his plus sized body. He's already struggling hard enough with his pedophile tendencies. Just stop making fun of him and stop encouraging him to end his life.
So the old senile fuck has also been hiding shit in his home and the orange lasagne-faced fatass replied Same answer over 400 times when questioned about tax fraud, which totally doesn't make him suspicious.
The fuck America? Europe is supposed to be the one with retarded leaders!
My name is Omondi Schwembe. I'm from Uganda but I live in the United Kingdom. I met ChrisMuttonshutter when I was at a gathering for the obese mentally challenged because I was hired to offer my sexual services to these poor people. This is my profile picture:
ChrisM AKA Raymond has asked me not to give the specifics of our time together but I think he secretly wants me to share it with you guys because you are his only friends. Well he pays me to be his friend and lover too, but I prefer...
Are these cunts mental?! That's the bloody stupidest thing I've heard of since I learned the Yanks call chocolatey globbernaughts a candy bar! Your wife needs to know her place! In a proper British marriage such as mine, it is she who watches while I get buggered by a large colored bloke! Tell them more Raymond, I know you were quite a hit with the blacks and Pakis before the obesity set in.
Every time I see a post by ChrisM or one of his sock puppet accounts, it puts me right to sleep. I can't help it, it's like being shot with a tranquilizer dart.
Every day we see an article about this ginger shitstab and his gay autobiography he's publishing. A book about his shit life in his child raping shit family in the shit dumpster known as the Jewnited Kingdom.
What makes our media think we give a shit about this fag and his incest-ridden family? Faggot acting all tough for killing a few boucack fighters that were armed with sticks and stones, big deal, fag. I hope he gets raped in the ass by niggA gangstaz.
Rage and seethe, fag. Looks like you don't like to be given a taste of your own medicine isn't it Ray Pedo Hewitt? Pretend all you want that you dont care: we all know you're SEETHING and COPING, you boyfucker. End your life by hanging, cunt
The snow is still melting off me, now I gotta replace this damn window. :mad: In the meantime I put some Saran wrap and duct tape around it, damn cold out there it is...
Because it was fucking hilarious! I can just picture Mitch McConnell, Nancy Pelosi, and all those other decrepit old fucks shitting their pants when some retard dressed as a Viking shaman shows up with a whole mob of inbred rednecks and fatasses. Fuckin' LOL
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