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Have fun, and just let it all out!
.... a girlfriend :
Any colour - black brown yellow red white mulatto, but not purple !
American Spanish English Canadian Chinese Pakistani Hispanic Jewish but not Irish (they stink)
I'm not desperate, as long as they have most of their limbs and hair
PM me asap.
You fat stinking mentally ill shithog. What's with the dozens of sockpuppet accounts you schizophrenic sad cocksuck? You think you're funny? Even mongoloids laugh at your loser ass you British pervert. You child molesting homosexual turd. I hope you die of syphilis. Kill yourself.
I know you like being held down and farted on. A LOT. I was wondering if you would like ME to hold you down and fart on you? It could be like a second date type thing, doesn't have to be on the first date. Please let me know.
Listen up, shitstabs. We all agree that the United Kingdom of Great Britain is a cesspool of truly disgusting shit. The UK indeed has extreme levels of:
Rotten teeth
Misshapen heads
Pedophilia
Child abuse
Inbreeding
Coprophilia
Mental retardation
Autism
Boucackhood in the government
Buggery
Niggerism
Worshipping of an inbred child-raping royal family
It is clear that the words Brit and British are synonym to depravity in it's most disturbing form. Therefor we consider these words as the most...
I will be posting updates on my pedophile lifestyle.
Today, I broke my sons arms for the 4th time since the beginning of the year. I also wanked my tinycock furiously to pictures of young 10 years old boys.
As you may have noticed, Raymond has had another severe episide of mental retardation and schizophrenia.
Now he thinks he's a man named Dave and is still obsessed with bald faggots and child porn. His son reportedly arrived at school with a broken arm too (again)
Please pray for Raymond to feel better soon! You are his only friends!
Fucking lol. I guess those inbred pedo-supporting British shits should consider adding cattle shit to their diet too on top of human shit.
Fail country.
Once again the proof that niggers add great value to our society. The most lulzy moment starts at 4:43
Fucking niggerism I swear. This got to be staged.
There was some big, greasy, sweaty, 400lb. nigger in the back sweating all over the ingredients and making shit with his fecies covered hands. I immediately turned around and walked out.
Let's see how long it takes for the schizzo meds to wear off and for Chris to come crawling back again as always. :biggrin:
Usually it starts with an alternate username, then the child arm breaking pedo is back posting under his old name again. Good luck on your latest leave of absence Raymond.
What kind of faggot name is Raymond anyways? Please, this time kill yourself. And no suicide attempts that are just cries for attention. Do it right this time !!!
My feet smell like some type of rotten Italian cheese and my ass reeks of turd caked skidmarks. My armpits are surprisingly not as bad. I just farted and it smelled like rotten eggs. :fap:
Call of Allah: Mohammed Warfare
Medal of Habib: Allah's Assault
Boucack Fables: The Everlasting Mujahideen
Paper Boucack: THe Thousand Year Mosque
Deep Rock Boucack
Left 4 Jihad
Sea of Thieves
Ok time to be serious you nigger sucking gay whorefuckers. I'm currently in Italy and their food is damn good. And their coffee too. You Americanofags make shit food. Even your coffee is shit. How do you fuck up coffee?
Still. Don't feel bad. You guys are still better cooks than the shitstab Brits who smear feces on bread.
Here we are again, dear Sworn Brothers of the Holy Shitfarting Pukerape, this year's edition of the Suckage List of People who should be violently killed in 2022.
Feel free to add more names. If you disagree with this list, sodomize yourself with a shotgun.
- Queen Elisabeth, that old hag cunt queen of that sorry shit heap known as the Jewnited Kingdom
- Amber Heard, that lying cunt whore who should get her face brutally ripped off by rabid gorillas
I am just farting my ass off right now. The shits come and go. I tend to get all sweaty and emotional randomly today. It's really doing its magic. This is wonderful. :heil:
Then he said I was one of the bald faggots stalking him at the hospital psycho ward. Can't someone just put some boost in his IV line and get this fat fuck out of his misery?
I parked and ran inside. I could feel it coming like an avalanche. Barely ripped off my trousers in time and before my ass cheeks even hit the seat shit was flying out my ass like you wouldn't believe. It was a SUPER GREASY Lincoln log that filled over half the bowl. Twirled around several times for some nice spirals.
That was a lot of wiping. It still stinks in here.
I don't want to give any spoilers in case you haven't completed the last season, but I was the guy with the gas mask who farted in the elevator leading to the death of a main character.
The inbred American lives in a trailer and everyone calls him a hillbilly. The inbred Englishman lives in Buckingham Palace and everyone calls him King.
Juuuuust kidding! Fuck those boucack untermenschen. This is a great day! Dead boucacks=hilarious. And why does this shitstab country insist on being called Türkiye anyways? It's Turkey you smelly sand negro.
Pay your respects to your fat prostitute of a mother.
COME AND SEE ME AT THE ILFORD DVD RENTAL YOU PATHETIC SHIT DWEEBS AND I WILL ASSRAPE YOU WITH A TRAFFIC CONE. YOU BUNCH OF FAGS. COME AND MEET ME ASAP AND YOU'LL BE IN A WORLD OF SHIT
Raymond is very self-conscious about his body and though his gynecomastia is out of control, it'(s still not nice to make fun of his plus sized body. He's already struggling hard enough with his pedophile tendencies. Just stop making fun of him and stop encouraging him to end his life.
So the old senile fuck has also been hiding shit in his home and the orange lasagne-faced fatass replied Same answer over 400 times when questioned about tax fraud, which totally doesn't make him suspicious.
The fuck America? Europe is supposed to be the one with retarded leaders!
My name is Omondi Schwembe. I'm from Uganda but I live in the United Kingdom. I met ChrisMuttonshutter when I was at a gathering for the obese mentally challenged because I was hired to offer my sexual services to these poor people. This is my profile picture:
ChrisM AKA Raymond has asked me not to give the specifics of our time together but I think he secretly wants me to share it with you guys because you are his only friends. Well he pays me to be his friend and lover too, but I prefer...
Are these cunts mental?! That's the bloody stupidest thing I've heard of since I learned the Yanks call chocolatey globbernaughts a candy bar! Your wife needs to know her place! In a proper British marriage such as mine, it is she who watches while I get buggered by a large colored bloke! Tell them more Raymond, I know you were quite a hit with the blacks and Pakis before the obesity set in.
Every time I see a post by ChrisM or one of his sock puppet accounts, it puts me right to sleep. I can't help it, it's like being shot with a tranquilizer dart.
Every day we see an article about this ginger shitstab and his gay autobiography he's publishing. A book about his shit life in his child raping shit family in the shit dumpster known as the Jewnited Kingdom.
What makes our media think we give a shit about this fag and his incest-ridden family? Faggot acting all tough for killing a few boucack fighters that were armed with sticks and stones, big deal, fag. I hope he gets raped in the ass by niggA gangstaz.
Rage and seethe, fag. Looks like you don't like to be given a taste of your own medicine isn't it Ray Pedo Hewitt? Pretend all you want that you dont care: we all know you're SEETHING and COPING, you boyfucker. End your life by hanging, cunt
The snow is still melting off me, now I gotta replace this damn window. :mad: In the meantime I put some Saran wrap and duct tape around it, damn cold out there it is...
Because it was fucking hilarious! I can just picture Mitch McConnell, Nancy Pelosi, and all those other decrepit old fucks shitting their pants when some retard dressed as a Viking shaman shows up with a whole mob of inbred rednecks and fatasses. Fuckin' LOL
Chris, you actual retarded cuntfuck. You still a filthy pedo you disgusting niggerschlong sucking schizo? You still groom kids in the McDonalds playground while you stuff your fat fucking cuntface with hamburgers? How do you even chew with all those rotten teeth you enormous homofag? Disgusting! You shit-slurping swine motherfuck. You make niggers look human. Kill yourself.
I wish that:
- Joe Biden becomes so senile he gives a speech when having forgotten to dress, with his filthy limp cock hanging out
- Donald Trump goes to prison and gets assraped by inmate nigger homosexual jEws
- Putin defenestrates himself
- I become filthy rich so I can buy Twitter, Fecesbook and TikTok and ban everyone for massive lulz
- Pukerape gets legalized
- ChrisM to keep on posting here because he's indeed retarded but fun to laugh at. I do wish this cock-smoking, obese shitstab...
SOMEONE PLEASE KILL ME
I'm in the Ilford bariatric ward. Just ask to see the fattest person they have. I told them I have a gay bald faggot uncle named Fred, so use that name.
I hope you bought lots of presents for your family! That's what the Holidays are all about, spending lots of money! You do love your family, don't you? Better buy more gifts just to be safe, I made sure that all the major retailers have extended holiday hours!
That's why I'm here with a great offer on a low interest credit card! You don't want to feel left behind on New Year's Eve, do you? Of course not! You want to get on a plane or a train so you can ring in the new year in Times Square! New York City is a beautiful place, you know. Don't forget about Valentine's Day too! You think us Jews are greedy? Try telling your wife or girlfriend that she's not getting a fancy dinner, some flowers, jewelry, and a pile of other gifts for Valentine's Day. If...
My first order of business will be tracking all users' IP addresses. If I catch you posting under multiple names, I will expose you to the whole board, and I'll probe it by posting the relevant admin logs.
Second, we're getting an arcade. Flash games no longer exist, so I'll be providing downloads for various mobile games for Android and iOS. The purpose of these games is to raise money for the board. I'm a broke asshole who can't afford a negligible payment once a year, so this is necessary....
I never saw the first one and don't give a fuck to. Now it's tanking... It's like.. how out of touch are you niggers that you think people want to help some alien nation of faggots when we can't even look after or care about ourselves these days?
Fart in my mouth
Don't even ask me
Just fart in my mouth
I am a gay cunt
Just fart in my mouth
I am well randy
Just fart in my mouth
I'll buy you a shandy
Just fart in my mouth
The following people are trash and need to die preferably by being impaled by an electric pole that fell from a crane, all the way through their shit-infestred throat out of their filthy re(K)tum. PLease feel free to add more to the list
- Elon Musk
- Jeff Bezos
- Donald Trump
- Vladimir Putin
- Shia LeButtfuck
- Kanye Niggerwest
- All the Kardashishioshashishioshashishans
- Ellen Degenerate
The Holy Deathpuke be praised, the following people did the world a favor and fucking died in 2022....
Mehmet started well with a flurry of quick punches, which seemed to annoy Mick rather than hurt him. Mick returned fire with a two peice and a biscuit that split open Mehmets lips and nose.
Mehmet then threw a massive over hand right, but Mick quickly countered with a gigantic uppercut ending the fight and also Mehmets life.
King Kong Farts
Rancid and Furious
Fart Off
Fartians of the Galaxy
13 Farts
The Fartout
The Power of the Fart
Fartman
I Know That You Farted Last Summer
Cool Fartings
Wakanda Fartever
I Was Never Really Farting
The Fart House
Four Good Farts
One Good Fart
The Other Farts
Windtalkers
Stench of Iniquity
Queen of Farts
Fart Captain and the World of Turds
You: Driving your 1989 Ford Escort around town with two gallons of gas in the tank and using the spare tire because you can't afford a patch. Come on now Melvin, get some ambition.
Ahab died first after being decapitated by a devastating clothesline. She then grabbed hold of Rwc and powerbombed him off of the empire state building exploding his fat body on impact
Now where are Americans supposed to take their ugly fucking families with their fat wives and fat bratty kids and engorge themselves on cheap, highly processed food?
Been testing out old web browsers on old operating systems to see what pages on the internet still work. Found a great search engine called that I installed as the home page in all browsers. Checked out this site back in the archives when I first created it, and it still works in Windows 95 IE 4.0. Gave me a brainstorm idea to revive that old code for old web browsing. I still have the old source code for that shoutbox at the bottom. I could totally recreate that. Not for this shit hole of...
.... up your game m8's
Still pouring out the same old shite about Chris :biggrin: so he's sent me for now as he's as bored shitless as am I :wink:
I await the same mundane replies
I'm not much for words, as sanitation management is a position which rarely requires me to address the public. I'll just cut to the chase. Last night, we discovered a very obese man in our landfill wandering about and yammering about your web site. He identified himself as Daddycool 55, ChrisMuttonshutter, and Zoink . He flat out refused to give a real name, but insisted that other users here - users he identified as Baldy, Faggot, and Greg - would know who he is. I'm not interested in learning...
I WAS AT THE ILFORD DVD RENTAL TO MEET THESE FUCKING POOF CUNTS THAT WANTED A COLLECTIVE FIGHT. THAT STINKING BOUCACK MAD MEHMET DIDN'T SHOW HIS PIG ASS AND BIG ADELE WENT INTO DIABETIC SHOCK EVEN BEFORE WE STARTED
I TOTALLY DESTROYED THE REST OF THESE POOF DWEEBS. ASSRAPED THEM WITH A BROKEN LAMPPOST AND BROKE ALL THEIR LIMBS. ALL OF THEM CRIED AND BEGGED, THOSE SODOMITES
Why do you not euthanize this fat fuck ChrisMuttonpissflap? Clearly, suicide is his only option? Even his gay buddy Alfie Davies is probably sick of this incestfuck
Stunk so bad my flat m8's dived out the windows to escape the stench! My britches are shot and I'm out of pence for the month. I might have to borrow some clothes from my dead flatmates as two of them died in the fall. We're on the third floor.
Fucking pervert!! I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL YOU FAT PREDATOR PIECE OF SHIT! I thought you were a neighbour I could trust! I will press charges you fat poofter
Shoot yourself in your fat acne-ridden face you enormous no-life child-touching cockfag.
Your entire life revolves around this forum. U upset m8? :biggrin:
Cut yourself. :biggrin:
Tomorrow will be a day to remember for all time. The air in this place will have a green haze to it and I have two spare toilets and a plumber on retainer.
Someone is stealing my ideas. But it smelled great, I hit the stop button and splattered the side of the wall with guy goo. Which reminds me I just had a fart now. Was quite watery sounding and smelled of double cheeseburgers and rotten fruit.
ChrisMuttonshutter (lazy)
