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And it looks like someone's chucked a bag of slugs down the toilet. Smelt great though. 7/10

It's true niggers!!! It's true!!!! :eek:

I FEEL GREAT.

NIGZ

Smeggy willies & musty nuts.

Schlong.

Eartha Kitt

Not seen him about recently. I think he might be avoiding me for some reason.

Fuck this, I'm opening a window.

I hope you're not too hungover from binge drinking last night. Have a great Sunday mate.

Yours cheerfully

Graham Nifty

Discuss.

Because we believe in God, Jesus, The Cross, The Flag, and exchanging your money for Dead Fried Chickens.

i hate them.

Smell so good.

Niggers!!!! :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile:

Cock.

That is the question.

Ain't it great! :smile:

Every time I bring a customer their car, I leave a little present in there for them. :smile:

Inhale deeply. :cool:

They smell like SHIT

It smells like butt.

Got a real nice whiff about them. Looking forward to shitting it out in a few hours. :fap: :biggrin:

A black guy got the blame and was assaulted by at least 12 people. :biggrin:

It was delicious.

But the farts I'm producing right now are absolutely rancid. It smells like something has crawled up my arse and died.

What should I do? I can't even go anywhere outside the house because I always smell like SHIT

THEY SMELL SO FINE, LIKE A SWEET RED WINE

Farts.

:fap:

From super eggy fart whiffs

It's in someone's mouth and someone else watching me do it.

Pushing out the thickest turd ever!!! I may need stitches after this.

The shit slid right out. I almost didn't even need to wipe.

Fucking bastard stupid git
You are not it
Out goes Tom tit

Whiffs

The chili I made for supper had a can of Ro-Tel Hot diced tomatoes with Habanero and I tossed some habanero tobasco on it. Fuck my ass is gonna burn tomorrow, I hope I don't run into too many people, my farts will be frequent and quite pungent. Figured this was a goiod support group, thanks.

It smelled like rotten asshole.

And it stunk of Indian food.

farts

Fart all over them asap!

Checking out deals on cheap toilets. Farted with so much force earlier today that I shattered the bowl.

Cock.

Washed down with a couple of turd fart chasers

It's like a small mammal crawled up my arse hole and died.

Here the fartwave comes! :cool: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:

FART NIGGERS.

B'cuz man I fart a lot!

It is an incredibly rotten smell. Yet somehow soothing. Can I join ya'lls fart club? I think you are all onto something here...

Niggers

I flew out of my fukking mullet!!

TACO BEER FARTS :smile:

Fartnight.

Be nice to all spooks and gooks.

It smelled like a nigger.

Sweetcoooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnn itchhhhh

We can do this! Who's with me?

Along with our patented fart mask. You will be able to hear and smell up to a million plus combo of farts from across the globe!!

You will never hear or smell the same fart twice.

Crime buster's from the sea

I absolutely cannot stop fucking farting. :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:

I'm just gonna lay around tonight and huff those bad boys until I pass out.

:smile:

The technique is very simple. As you're throwing a flying kick at your opponent, you also fart in their face. It stuns them for the knockout everytime. :dizzy: There is a very special regimen of Thai food that you must stick to, in order to master this art.

Pushing out length after length of piping hot pulsating shit.

And it is fucking amazing :fap:

Amateurs.

Don't even hesitate.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand... Niggers.

And it smells like fart.

Got some onion rings. Farting a lot right now. It stinks. Rotten onions and ketchup in here. :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:

Damn those rings were good. But the after party is even better.

They are going to break my legs.

And God Bless tacos.

they rather enjoy jazz music

Niggers.

Lives on in the hearts and minds of us all. Miss you big man. 🥰

They have run off together ☹️☹️

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man of colour's arse

Straight out of my ass!!

tug this massive lincoln log out of my ass?

Cooooooooooooooooooooooooorn itch

Then again, so are European politics. It's not like you American fat fuck scum jEw loving Israel-lickers have the monopoly over stupidity. Fuckin Americanocunts.

Ahm proper roasting forra shit la

And she fuckin loved it b

RAPEY RAPE RAPE. :biggrin:

The best ones for jenkem.

Is awesome!

Need jenkum asap plz hook me up not had a hit for ten minutes. I suk yo dik man. Jeeeenkum plz jenkuuuuuuum I pay u bak I swear man plz hook me up sum jeeeeeeeeenkum yo

And when he was bent over in agony I grabbed him by his hair then farted all over him. Then as I was about to leave I decided to also give him a thick ear and fat lip.

100 percent true story.

Been drinking water with it, the A1 was a bit salty. I hope this doesn't continue too much longer, but they really don't have any odor. Which is a shame.

Burger King.

from the grave and are about to unleash hell on the East end of London!!!!

Goodbye

I have to crap out a massive turd that stinks of egg farts. :smile: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:

AWESOME!!!! :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:

Fartniggers.

Was very long and smooth.

:fap:

Myline a good fuck

Awesome. Super important stuff.

Can I fart on you again? Last time was superfun. You hit my G spot with that rake handle.

Straight out of my ass!!!!

But not for the snowflakes on this shithole, that includes you dez .....

Sweetcoooooooooooooooooooooorn itch :fap: :fap: :poo: :fap: :biggrin: :yank:

I sweating profusely by the end of it and now need a cigarette :fap:

Farts.

Farts.

out the biggest Eartha Kitt the world has ever seen

fart all over your willy and bollocks?

Gently.

Niggers.

no you smell like farts nigga, get outta here. :frown:

Was incredibly satisfying. :fap: Now I can start my day.

Really brown skid marks

Into our reality. And now their after me

Your left tit coz the right one's missing
Oh boy

I really hope to taste it someday. :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:

America's first fast food President.

White people.

Please discuss.

I was lighting a cigarette outside with my windproof butane lighter and my bush caught on fire. I mean I always liked the shaved pussy look, but never imagined it would go down this way.

Anyways, I should be back in on Monday. They gave me some anti-biotic creams.

Had to open the windows and run the space heater a lot. I was afraid of the fumes igniting. It turned out okay.

:fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:

Schlong. :fap:

Schlong. :fap:

nigger

NIGGER

They are super cool and smell great.

When the Xindi destroy Earth, Raymond's farts will be weaponized.

and it smells fucking gorgeous.

Discuss.

It was my first serious fart huffing session. I think it might have been Arby's. Not sure.

Is a rampant homosexual turd pusher

Negroes.

TRUMP :heil:

:fap:

Everyone that loads our trucks are colored. I will recommend this site to them

Of urgently pushing out a super large turd :fap:

I am the keeper of Farts.

Negroes.

Should I see a dr?

I fucked that cheap skank Shannon a few days ago. That dumb brainless bimbo slut thinks I love her, but she's just a dumb slut :biggrin: I just enjoy fucking her doggy style because that's the only thing she's good at: sucking dick and getting fucked :biggrin: :biggrin:

FATCOCK.

:fap: :poo:

:fap: :poo:

length of turd is violently stretching out my tight arse right fucking now!!!

she sed shes ready 2 take my big uncut willy in her tight punani. its gonna be wel good. Jus finking bout it is getting me wel horny

By a gd pneumonia vaccine. If only Jack McGee had known that

You little subhuman cunt. Eat your own shit, you dweeb. You ugly fucking virgin, go kill yourself. You have more chance single-handedly solving the Syrian boucack crisis than ever touching a woman that isn't your mom or a hooker, you worthless shit.
I'm sure you're one of those scrawny little manlets with a body like a fishbone and arms like toothpicks, you skin-and-bones cunt. Even a 12 year old boy could crush your pathetic body you shitstain.
Fuck off subhuman. You are worthless. Kill...

Came round the corner on his Yamaha
Done a skid, killed a kid
Ended up on a dustbin lid

Come on and do the conga
Choo Choo Choo that train across the floor

The Puke will cleanseth thy sins and free thou from evil. Thou shallt worship the Holy Puke and thou shallt pukefukk all infidels and heretics over the World or thou shallt be brutally rapeth in thy ass by a giant boucack nameth Habib Malouf Al Zarwaha. The Puke is holy! The Puke is life! Long liveth the Puke.
Go fucketh yourselves.

Lulz begins at 1:13

I gave you my fart but the very next day you huffed it away.

Do you fancy a shag?

Not bad for $7 a six pack. Much better than Coors/Bud/Miller that costs more.