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Lots and lots and lots of farts. :smile:

And it smells like turd. Think I better go take a shit

FART FART

If you or someone you know has been a victim of the Fart Maniac, please use this thread to tell your story.

We each others support we can get through this and rebuild our lives.

AND........Niggers

They're sweaty balls.

and there's nothing you can do about it without being called racist hahaha stupid weak white devil

Cock.

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With a farty fart plan.

Said it tasted super hoppy and really arsey. :poo:

Smell like shit

I enjoy them

niggA

and a Coronavirus with lime to wash it all down.

Fartnite.

You fucking WANKERS!!!

:yank: :yank: :yank:

I'll smash the shit out of any cunt that wants some. :yank:

The amount of body odor that comes off me and my arsey smelling bottom is almost legendary.

Why would you allow him to smell your farts? Chris does not deserve to be treated that well.

It was like shitting out a diamond. Cut my arse something fierce. This will be an all week bleeder.

........fucked off, guess the B ri ts have taken over the asylum.

Edited post as the grammar and title wasn't up to my standards.

This instant!!

How can you send an email to a company that can’t be traced to the sender?

The butcher, at an un named outlet, does not wash his hands after peeing. You are totally getting your new york strip salted for free courtesy of his ball sack. Should I keep shopping there? No, I'm going to the other market where the 40 year old cougar in the deli doesn't wipe.

taken the largest dump in the entire world on this day and they don't even know it.

currently taking a dump.

And it feels like a big one :fap:

The screen cracked and then it exploded. Luckily I had a backup one downstairs.

they also look funny!

I will get the nigger vote. It's all mine!

Farts.

Have got big greasy zits

COCK ZITS

COCK ZITS

COCK ZITS

COCK ZITS

COCK ZITS

NIGGERS SMELL BAD

Some big greasy cock zits

He's already knocked the shit out of Chris and Chris's fwends. And he will knock the shit out of you too.

Mother is watching.

Lumpy length of chrismuttonshutter :poo:

He got his sight through an operation and realized he was a niggA.

These are some real paint peelers. I knew I shouldn't have marinaded it in beer.

Not just the wealthy.

YOU GOONIE!

Huff more farts :fap:

A nice mix of logs and boulders. Got a really nice, pungent aroma about it. I'll rate it 7/10

Can't wait for the NewSucksFartHundred

It's a shitty job, but some butthole has to do it.

I am ChrisMuttonshutter.

Created by a giant whale fart.

Sweetcorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn itch :suck: :fap:

Fucking love em!

It smelled horrible. Like dead nigga.

I am the lord of the farts says he.

A poo poo were you there, were you there?
When I needed a poo poo were you there?

And the creed and the colour and the name don't matter
Were you there?

had a lovely thanksgiving and enjoys the massive deuce tomorrow

The very air of Mordor is a poisonous fart cloud.

I can't say too much at the moment except that it's going to shake the fart mask market to its core.

Resting bitch face, skinny woke whore libtards. No plot abomination that will only allow me to :fap: to Farrah posters and wipe my ass with the posters for this piece of shit they dare call cinema or art. IT STINKS. :poo:

Can I watch you take a dump?

I'm gonna squeeze it tomorrow, there's gonna be blood and puss and shit everywhere it's gonna be awesome!!! Stay tuned for updates!!!!!!!

Willy
Todger
cock
Nob
Tallywhacker
Shclong
Tadger

It was fucking horrible! Hour later I can still smell it. :dizzy: :eek: :eek: :eek:

And it looks like someone's chucked a bag of slugs down the toilet. Smelt great though. 7/10

It's true niggers!!! It's true!!!! :eek:

I FEEL GREAT.

NIGZ

Smeggy willies & musty nuts.

Schlong.

Eartha Kitt

Not seen him about recently. I think he might be avoiding me for some reason.

Fuck this, I'm opening a window.

I hope you're not too hungover from binge drinking last night. Have a great Sunday mate.

Yours cheerfully

Graham Nifty

Discuss.

Because we believe in God, Jesus, The Cross, The Flag, and exchanging your money for Dead Fried Chickens.

i hate them.

Smell so good.

Niggers!!!! :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile:

Cock.

That is the question.

Ain't it great! :smile:

Every time I bring a customer their car, I leave a little present in there for them. :smile:

Inhale deeply. :cool:

They smell like SHIT

It smells like butt.

Got a real nice whiff about them. Looking forward to shitting it out in a few hours. :fap: :biggrin:

A black guy got the blame and was assaulted by at least 12 people. :biggrin:

It was delicious.

But the farts I'm producing right now are absolutely rancid. It smells like something has crawled up my arse and died.

What should I do? I can't even go anywhere outside the house because I always smell like SHIT

THEY SMELL SO FINE, LIKE A SWEET RED WINE

Farts.

:fap:

From super eggy fart whiffs

It's in someone's mouth and someone else watching me do it.

Pushing out the thickest turd ever!!! I may need stitches after this.

The shit slid right out. I almost didn't even need to wipe.

Fucking bastard stupid git
You are not it
Out goes Tom tit

Whiffs

The chili I made for supper had a can of Ro-Tel Hot diced tomatoes with Habanero and I tossed some habanero tobasco on it. Fuck my ass is gonna burn tomorrow, I hope I don't run into too many people, my farts will be frequent and quite pungent. Figured this was a goiod support group, thanks.

It smelled like rotten asshole.

And it stunk of Indian food.

farts

Fart all over them asap!

Checking out deals on cheap toilets. Farted with so much force earlier today that I shattered the bowl.

Cock.

Washed down with a couple of turd fart chasers

It's like a small mammal crawled up my arse hole and died.

Here the fartwave comes! :cool: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:

FART NIGGERS.

B'cuz man I fart a lot!

It is an incredibly rotten smell. Yet somehow soothing. Can I join ya'lls fart club? I think you are all onto something here...

Niggers

I flew out of my fukking mullet!!

TACO BEER FARTS :smile:

Fartnight.

Be nice to all spooks and gooks.

It smelled like a nigger.

Sweetcoooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnn itchhhhh

We can do this! Who's with me?

Along with our patented fart mask. You will be able to hear and smell up to a million plus combo of farts from across the globe!!

You will never hear or smell the same fart twice.

Crime buster's from the sea

I absolutely cannot stop fucking farting. :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:

I'm just gonna lay around tonight and huff those bad boys until I pass out.

:smile:

The technique is very simple. As you're throwing a flying kick at your opponent, you also fart in their face. It stuns them for the knockout everytime. :dizzy: There is a very special regimen of Thai food that you must stick to, in order to master this art.

Pushing out length after length of piping hot pulsating shit.

And it is fucking amazing :fap:

Amateurs.

Don't even hesitate.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand... Niggers.

And it smells like fart.

Got some onion rings. Farting a lot right now. It stinks. Rotten onions and ketchup in here. :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:

Damn those rings were good. But the after party is even better.

They are going to break my legs.

And God Bless tacos.

they rather enjoy jazz music

Niggers.

Lives on in the hearts and minds of us all. Miss you big man. 🥰

They have run off together ☹️☹️

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man of colour's arse

Straight out of my ass!!

tug this massive lincoln log out of my ass?

Cooooooooooooooooooooooooorn itch

Then again, so are European politics. It's not like you American fat fuck scum jEw loving Israel-lickers have the monopoly over stupidity. Fuckin Americanocunts.

Ahm proper roasting forra shit la

And she fuckin loved it b

RAPEY RAPE RAPE. :biggrin:

The best ones for jenkem.

Is awesome!