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by RightWingConspirator
Sun Dec 03, 2023 1:32 am
Forum: Everything Sucks
Topic: NEED BACK UP ASAP
Replies: 5
Views: 4689

Re: NEED BACK UP ASAP

Hope someone can send a drone bomber after him for you.
by RightWingConspirator
Sun Dec 03, 2023 1:30 am
Forum: Everything Sucks
Topic: Next time you think you have a useless job...
Replies: 1
Views: 1085

Re: Next time you think you have a useless job...

The most useless jobs I can think of are cops and politicians. And psychopaths who roam the country working at carnivals... that's really scary.
by RightWingConspirator
Sun Dec 03, 2023 1:24 am
Forum: Everything Sucks
Topic: I'm gonna tell you all something, and it might save your life.
Replies: 0
Views: 3290

I'm gonna tell you all something, and it might save your life.

To prepare for the next pandemic... you need to FART ON EVERYTHING.
It will sanitize a lot of your cookware and clothing. It worked for me last time.
by RightWingConspirator
Sat Dec 02, 2023 6:56 pm
Forum: Everything Sucks
Topic: Just turded
Replies: 3
Views: 1682

Re: Just turded

Strange, same thing happened to me just now.
by RightWingConspirator
Thu Nov 30, 2023 4:07 pm
Forum: Everything Sucks
Topic: Suk ur mum
Replies: 1
Views: 1423

Re: Suk ur mum

Don't talk to me like that. I could chop you in half with this awesome sword I bought at the truck stop for $20.
by RightWingConspirator
Thu Nov 30, 2023 2:57 pm
Forum: Everything Sucks
Topic: I fart a lot and it stinks...
Replies: 1
Views: 1471

Re: I fart a lot and it stinks...

Not a damn thing. I'm proud of you son.
by RightWingConspirator
Thu Nov 30, 2023 9:10 am
Forum: Everything Sucks
Topic: Took a dump an hour and a half ago.
Replies: 3
Views: 1546

Re: Took a dump an hour and a half ago.

Guest wrote: Wed Nov 01, 2023 11:46 pm Last time that happened to me, I was in the Israeli desert attending a rave. They didn't even have any porta-shitters. Stunk up the place awful. HAMAS came in and they were like.. fuck this, we'll try it another day. Many lives were saved.
Sounds like what they say about Woodstock.
by RightWingConspirator
Thu Nov 30, 2023 6:49 am
Forum: Everything Sucks
Topic: These farts of freedom
Replies: 2
Views: 1485

Re: These farts of freedom

I have turds of freedom. They smell great. But sometimes they nearly make me pass out and I want to puke.
by RightWingConspirator
Wed Nov 29, 2023 11:35 am
Forum: Everything Sucks
Topic: Garlic
Replies: 5
Views: 2283

Re: Garlic

Last time I did that it was putrid and awful.