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- Sun Dec 03, 2023 1:32 am
- Forum: Everything Sucks
- Topic: NEED BACK UP ASAP
- Replies: 5
- Views: 4689
Re: NEED BACK UP ASAP
Hope someone can send a drone bomber after him for you.
- Sun Dec 03, 2023 1:30 am
- Forum: Everything Sucks
- Topic: Next time you think you have a useless job...
- Replies: 1
- Views: 1085
Re: Next time you think you have a useless job...
The most useless jobs I can think of are cops and politicians. And psychopaths who roam the country working at carnivals... that's really scary.
- Sun Dec 03, 2023 1:24 am
- Forum: Everything Sucks
- Topic: I'm gonna tell you all something, and it might save your life.
- Replies: 0
- Views: 3290
I'm gonna tell you all something, and it might save your life.
To prepare for the next pandemic... you need to FART ON EVERYTHING.
It will sanitize a lot of your cookware and clothing. It worked for me last time.
It will sanitize a lot of your cookware and clothing. It worked for me last time.
- Sat Dec 02, 2023 6:56 pm
- Forum: Everything Sucks
- Topic: Just turded
- Replies: 3
- Views: 1682
Re: Just turded
Strange, same thing happened to me just now.
- Thu Nov 30, 2023 4:07 pm
- Forum: Everything Sucks
- Topic: Suk ur mum
- Replies: 1
- Views: 1423
Re: Suk ur mum
Don't talk to me like that. I could chop you in half with this awesome sword I bought at the truck stop for $20.
- Thu Nov 30, 2023 2:57 pm
- Forum: Everything Sucks
- Topic: I fart a lot and it stinks...
- Replies: 1
- Views: 1471
Re: I fart a lot and it stinks...
Not a damn thing. I'm proud of you son.
- Thu Nov 30, 2023 9:10 am
- Forum: Everything Sucks
- Topic: Took a dump an hour and a half ago.
- Replies: 3
- Views: 1546
Re: Took a dump an hour and a half ago.
Sounds like what they say about Woodstock.Guest wrote: ↑Wed Nov 01, 2023 11:46 pm Last time that happened to me, I was in the Israeli desert attending a rave. They didn't even have any porta-shitters. Stunk up the place awful. HAMAS came in and they were like.. fuck this, we'll try it another day. Many lives were saved.
- Thu Nov 30, 2023 6:49 am
- Forum: Everything Sucks
- Topic: These farts of freedom
- Replies: 2
- Views: 1485
Re: These farts of freedom
I have turds of freedom. They smell great. But sometimes they nearly make me pass out and I want to puke.
- Wed Nov 29, 2023 11:35 am
- Forum: Everything Sucks
- Topic: Garlic
- Replies: 5
- Views: 2283
Re: Garlic
Last time I did that it was putrid and awful.
- Wed Nov 29, 2023 11:33 am
- Forum: Everything Sucks
- Topic: What is going on with Facebook these days?
- Replies: 11
- Views: 6922