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by RightWingConspirator
Thu Nov 30, 2023 4:07 pm
Forum: Everything Sucks
Topic: Suk ur mum
Replies: 1
Views: 1423

Re: Suk ur mum

Don't talk to me like that. I could chop you in half with this awesome sword I bought at the truck stop for $20.
by RightWingConspirator
Thu Nov 30, 2023 2:57 pm
Forum: Everything Sucks
Topic: I fart a lot and it stinks...
Replies: 1
Views: 1469

Re: I fart a lot and it stinks...

Not a damn thing. I'm proud of you son.
by RightWingConspirator
Thu Nov 30, 2023 9:10 am
Forum: Everything Sucks
Topic: Took a dump an hour and a half ago.
Replies: 3
Views: 1545

Re: Took a dump an hour and a half ago.

Guest wrote: Wed Nov 01, 2023 11:46 pm Last time that happened to me, I was in the Israeli desert attending a rave. They didn't even have any porta-shitters. Stunk up the place awful. HAMAS came in and they were like.. fuck this, we'll try it another day. Many lives were saved.
Sounds like what they say about Woodstock.
by RightWingConspirator
Thu Nov 30, 2023 6:49 am
Forum: Everything Sucks
Topic: These farts of freedom
Replies: 2
Views: 1483

Re: These farts of freedom

I have turds of freedom. They smell great. But sometimes they nearly make me pass out and I want to puke.
by RightWingConspirator
Wed Nov 29, 2023 11:35 am
Forum: Everything Sucks
Topic: Garlic
Replies: 5
Views: 2279

Re: Garlic

Last time I did that it was putrid and awful.
by RightWingConspirator
Mon Nov 27, 2023 1:05 pm
Forum: Everything Sucks
Topic: You=fag
Replies: 3
Views: 3171

Re: You=fag

I'll bet they do.
by RightWingConspirator
Sun Nov 26, 2023 5:54 am
Forum: Everything Sucks
Topic: Wow! This is so amazing!!!
Replies: 3
Views: 1951

Re: Wow! This is so amazing!!!

I hope some Russian soldiers can start pulling turds out of my ass too..
by RightWingConspirator
Tue Nov 21, 2023 11:03 pm
Forum: Everything Sucks
Topic: Just took a MASSIVE fucking dump
Replies: 0
Views: 3707

Just took a MASSIVE fucking dump

IN A STEEL CAGE.
by RightWingConspirator
Sat Nov 18, 2023 1:13 am
Forum: Everything Sucks
Topic: I HOPE EVERYONE IS READY FOR THIS BIG WEEKEND!!!!
Replies: 9
Views: 2471

Re: I HOPE EVERYONE IS READY FOR THIS BIG WEEKEND!!!!

My ass already smells like straight up pure BUTTHOLE!!!