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Why was someone looking for an alpha male anyways? What is this, a dating site now?

Happened again just now.

They do. Prove me wrong.

I'll upgrade to my mother's basement when I finally get out of prison, or this mental institution, or whatever you wanna call it.

I have to admit, I'm a sock virgin. Never saw the appeal.

Shitniggers.

I fart.

What is your stance on the Rape of all underage jEws, the pukefukk of all progeria-stricken niggAz and the MASSIVE SHITFARTS? ALPHA MALE DOESN'T NEED TO RAPE ANYONE. WOMEN THROW THEMSELVES AT ALPHA MALE Sounds like the story of my life. Srsly. I have to hide out most of the time from all the women ...

Sounds about right. You brought us Freddy Mercury and Elton John.

I blame those Gayniggers from Outer Space. It's gonna be a long fucking Summer.