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ChrisM has been on lockdown for his entire life due to his hideous face, immobility due to fatness and sickening body odor.

Hey Sniffle, how was the World Cup? Or whatever that faggot soccer high school girl shit is.

Muthafuckin OWNED!

Sounds like a ChrisM post.

Please read my announcement and conserve your fart canisters as much as you can.

With the recent run on inventory due to the COVID-19 virus, I am completely out of stock on all sizes of fartmasks and fart canisters. As I type this I was able to scrounge up 5 canisters of Korean BBQ fart odor. They were sitting in a box in the back of the warehouse. They are slightly over pressur...

I ONLY HAVE 57 OF ASS WIPE!!!! WENT TO BUY MORE BUT THEY ARE OUT!!!! WHAT THE FUKK AM I GOING TO DO????!!! I'm down to 94 rolls. Anything under 100 makes me especially nervous. I might have to turn to a life of crime, jacking fools for their TP. Or find some spare Korans at the used book store. If ...

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Wed Mar 11, 2020 2:56 am

you're the world's most boring cunt m8

Since you read all of my posts, wouldn't that make you more boring than me?

Can't wait for the aroma to come.

farting.