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It's true niggers, it's true!

That's right, our modern society's new favorite holiday is right around the corner! Aren't you glad we pushed stuffy old traditions like Christmas and Easter out of the way for something that everyone can enjoy? Bring your kids and let them meet the drag queens! Of course it's appropriate for the youngsters, why shouldn't a young child be allowed to watch an adult man dressed like a female stripper dance for tips?

If you really want to show your support, your old pal Shlomo has plenty of...

Spelt M A N

You really do stab massive shit you fucking fag. You depraved cuntfuck. You touch your son? You rape kids? You collect kiddie porn you sick fuck? On top of that, I heard you are fucking obese, so fat you could feed the whole of Africa's starving niggers with just your fat you gross paedophile fuck. I can't believe nobody has cut your throat sincerely so far. How can such a demented, sick fucking fatass cunt paedophile such as you be allowed to live any longer. You smear feces on your face and...

I took a huge dump with the bathroom DOOR OPEN. :poo: Then I hopped in my BIG RIG, drove to the hardware store and BOUGHT A TOOL. Afterwards I installed a CHROME PART and LEATHER SIDE SADDLE on a HARLEY DAVIDSON motorcycle. :mad:

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ChrisM various accounts :wink:
Davey/Vegeta admin :rolleyes:
Faggot token gay
Various hangers on from zibarre (extinct)
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Oh dear dear me ....

Defenestrate yourself, pedo.

I'm about to take a gigantic SHIT and there's nothing anyone can do about it.

Reprezentin niggAz

And I didn't even fart. I guess I've been sinking too many into my chair..

DESTROYED THE EARTH :eek:

Fucking arab cunt niggers. Goat fucking fags. You all smell like camel turds you brown motherfuckers

It's true!

And cast a nigger to play him. That's the closest you'll get to a human ape.