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by RightWingConspirator
Mon Mar 30, 2020 2:51 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Gauging interest for a Thai food fart canister group buy
Replies: 1
Views: 14
Italy

Gauging interest for a Thai food fart canister group buy

I've had some requests for Thai food fart canisters and I'm considering doing a limited run once production gets back up to speed again if anyone is still alive in a few months. Anyone who would be interested please post what quantity they would be interested in purchasing and if there is any specif...
by RightWingConspirator
Mon Mar 30, 2020 2:42 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Running low on fart cannisters
Replies: 5
Views: 40
Italy

Re: Running low on fart cannisters

Yes, I believe he was referring to our beefy eggfart canisters.

They have a rich and hearty, but still pungent aroma. A lot of steak and eggs went into their production. They have been one of our top ten sellers.
by RightWingConspirator
Mon Mar 30, 2020 2:39 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: I’m on lockdown
Replies: 10
Views: 62
Italy

Re: I’m on lockdown

I hate niggers.
by RightWingConspirator
Mon Mar 30, 2020 2:39 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: I just took an absolutely BRUTAL shit
Replies: 5
Views: 39
Italy

Re: I just took an absolutely BRUTAL shit

Indian food fart canisters were one of my best sellers before the virus hit and halted all our production. I have been considering expanding on this line into different ethnic varieties.

Thank you for the reminder.
by RightWingConspirator
Mon Mar 30, 2020 2:32 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Hey dudes, so I need a gun in case the zombies come and things get bad.
Replies: 3
Views: 27
Italy

Re: Hey dudes, so I need a gun in case the zombies come and things get bad.

I've been developing a new line of self defense fart spray. I'll send you a sample bottle if you PM your address. I only have a limited quantity as these have been in beta testing since before the COVID-19. But, believe me, these have been proven FAR more effective than even the highest concentratio...
by RightWingConspirator
Mon Mar 30, 2020 2:24 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: What do you need toilet paper for
Replies: 3
Views: 39
Italy

Re: What do you need toilet paper for

That is a proper question with no good answer. I can always use my toga as well, it's thick enough and the proper color that I don't get a backwoods slurry for at least a couple of days.
by RightWingConspirator
Mon Mar 30, 2020 2:23 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Just had a huge shit and the splash of water
Replies: 9
Views: 56
Italy

Re: Just had a huge shit and the splash of water

wiped my bum for me so I didn't need to use half a roll this time. What a life you lead, no need for illegal stimulants for derek Says the weirdo with a tied up bitch in their sig and three fags holding their weiners in their avatar. I can't figure out what a derek is and why this fucking weirdo ke...
by RightWingConspirator
Mon Mar 30, 2020 2:19 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Did a really watery shit earlier
Replies: 13
Views: 101
Italy

Re: Did a really watery shit earlier

Guest wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 10:36 am
ChrisMuttonshutter is just another way of saying 'watery shit.'
10!
by RightWingConspirator
Mon Mar 30, 2020 2:18 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Any of you fags out of a job?
Replies: 5
Views: 31
Italy

Re: Any of you fags out of a job?

It's a known fact that ChrisMuttonshutter pays people to shit in his mouth. There's a video of him on pornhub eating it up like a dog eats cat turds.
by RightWingConspirator
Mon Mar 30, 2020 2:16 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Stay at least 6 feet away
Replies: 1
Views: 12
Italy

Re: Stay at least 6 feet away

Guest wrote:
Mon Mar 30, 2020 12:48 pm
from my ass, I just ate a huge bean and rice buritto with extra hot salsa. Can't even stand to smell myself.
That sounds mighty tasty. Don't do rice in my burritos much, but then I don't visit Taco Bell very often.