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by RightWingConspirator
Mon Jul 15, 2019 12:34 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: This is the face I make when I take a HUGE dump.
Replies: 1
Views: 74
Italy

Re: This is the face I make when I take a HUGE dump.

Unless they are especially girthy, mine slight out quite easily m8

Get some more fiber in your diet
by RightWingConspirator
Mon Jul 15, 2019 12:33 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Damn, I just about PUKED
Replies: 2
Views: 19
Italy

Re: Damn, I just about PUKED

Amateurs.
by RightWingConspirator
Mon Jul 15, 2019 12:33 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Had a bunch of fruit and fiber today in my diet.
Replies: 2
Views: 48
Italy

Re: Had a bunch of fruit and fiber today in my diet.

I love how my stomache rumbles after eating a lot of fruit. Especially because I know what's about to come. :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:
by RightWingConspirator
Mon Jul 15, 2019 12:32 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Very sad news regarding Freakwars
Replies: 3
Views: 35
Italy

Re: Very sad news regarding Freakwars

He died as he lived.

R.I.P.
by RightWingConspirator
Sun Jul 14, 2019 9:36 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: I farted ..........
Replies: 1
Views: 14
Italy

Re: I farted ..........

Warn me next time so I can make sure and catch a good huff of that monkey
by RightWingConspirator
Sun Jul 14, 2019 9:35 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Holy shit niggers! You won't believe this !!!
Replies: 2
Views: 19
Italy

Holy shit niggers! You won't believe this !!!

I just took a shit that was almost TWO FEET long! That was pretty crazy. I guess that's the result of an entire pizza and two steaks and a dozen other things from yesterday.
by RightWingConspirator
Sun Jul 07, 2019 8:00 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Forum update:
Replies: 7
Views: 149
Italy

Re: Forum update:

I had one like that poking out the toilet at Home Depot. AND Kmart recently. I felt sorry for the janitors.. poor bastards.
by RightWingConspirator
Sun Jul 07, 2019 7:58 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: I just came
Replies: 7
Views: 155
Italy

Re: I just came

I also have mild tinnitus from explosions, concerts, and really loud farts. I try and protect my hearing more these days, I don't want to not be able to hear the sweat music of eggfarts and AC/DC.
by RightWingConspirator
Sun Jul 07, 2019 7:55 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: I just farted SUPER loud and it caused me to make a scientific discovery
Replies: 1
Views: 25
Italy

I just farted SUPER loud and it caused me to make a scientific discovery

There was a glass table behind me with keys and some metallic items on it, and it vibrated so much it made a ringing sound. Now I know how to create farts that ring like a bell.
by RightWingConspirator
Sun Jun 23, 2019 1:34 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Forum update:
Replies: 7
Views: 149
Italy

Re: Forum update:

I'm 'bout to go drop a giant lincoln log myself. I hope I don't get swept away in the current.