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Thu Sep 15, 2022 12:32 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Oi m8s
Replies: 7
Views: 226
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Re: Oi m8s

Mummy put me on a diet, can anyone sneak me a few dozen orders of pie and chips? Make sure it goes in through the basement window, ta Buy yourself some heavy duty chain and hang yourself in the feces-smeared bariatric ward you pedophile shitstab Sorry m8 but I can't afford battleship chains! Fact :...
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Thu Sep 15, 2022 12:32 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Woman free is the way to be
Replies: 2
Views: 140
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Woman free is the way to be

It's only bald faggots and kiddos for me!

Fact :wink:
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Wed Sep 14, 2022 4:52 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: What was the best thing you did this summer?
Replies: 4
Views: 145
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Re: What was the best thing you did this summer?

I spent my summer mashing my F5 key and obsessively replying to Baldy, Faggot, and Dez :biggrin: My old m8 Greg didn't show up but spending a few months in the Bariatric Ward taught me a lot! Just kidding, the only one who learned anything during my stay there was Dr. Finklestein. No fucker alive ca...
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Mon Sep 12, 2022 3:52 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Me = Just got back from a weekend resort party in the Poconos
Replies: 14
Views: 379
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Re: Me = Just got back from a weekend resort party in the Poconos

Not impressed m8, when I was in the Bariatric Ward I had 5 bald faggot nurses scrubbing the shit out of my fat rolls :biggrin:
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Sun Sep 11, 2022 1:45 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Oi m8s
Replies: 7
Views: 226
Great Britain

Oi m8s

Mummy put me on a diet, can anyone sneak me a few dozen orders of pie and chips? Make sure it goes in through the basement window, ta
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Sun Sep 11, 2022 1:42 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Hello Greg
Replies: 71
Views: 3776
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Re: Hello Greg

Still waiting on Greg
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Sun Sep 04, 2022 1:29 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: I'm tired of beating around the bush. I need to ask.
Replies: 13
Views: 409
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I'm tired of beating around the bush. I need to ask.

Anyone care for a bit of the ol' buggery? Us English are the best at it :wink:
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Fri Aug 26, 2022 8:51 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Stop telling Chris to kill himself
Replies: 11
Views: 307
Great Britain

Re: Stop telling Chris to kill himself

Sorry m8 but I can't afford a strong enough rope :frown:
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Fri Aug 26, 2022 8:49 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Welcome to NewSucks500.com
Replies: 203
Views: 22694
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Re: Welcome to NewSucks500.com

Hiya Zoony
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Fri Aug 26, 2022 8:48 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: I AM MATUMBA, KING OF THE NIGGERS
Replies: 24
Views: 503
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Re: I AM MATUMBA, KING OF THE NIGGERS

Oh dear, have the big dicked men of color finally come for me? :fap:
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Wed Aug 17, 2022 6:22 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: ChrisM are you still a virgin?
Replies: 6
Views: 201
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Re: ChrisM are you still a virgin?

Oh Zoony, don't make me laff :biggrin: I haven't been a virgin since I was a wee lad! Mummy's always needed help paying the bills, so I went to work with her every day as a prostitute - I even named myself after her street name! Mummy is Priscilla Muttonshutter and special clients could ask for her ...
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Sat Aug 13, 2022 5:11 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Hello Greg
Replies: 71
Views: 3776
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Re: Hello Greg

Did u know that kids with cancer can be bald faggots before they even hit puberty? I did :biggrin:
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Fri Aug 05, 2022 1:08 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: A message for the Muttonshutter family
Replies: 10
Views: 580
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Re: A message for the Muttonshutter family

Still waiting on that video, ta
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Fri Aug 05, 2022 1:06 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Anyone want photos of my man boobs?
Replies: 1
Views: 323
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Anyone want photos of my man boobs?

I can guarantee they're bigger than any woman's tits you've ever seen on account of my weight :biggrin:
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Fri Aug 05, 2022 1:04 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Hello Greg
Replies: 71
Views: 3776
Great Britain

Re: Hello Greg

Orf to get buggered by big dicked men of color :biggrin: What a lovely English tradition!
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Fri Aug 05, 2022 1:03 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Question for the yanks and the Belgian
Replies: 2
Views: 360
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Question for the yanks and the Belgian

Here in England we have a proud tradition called buggery, which is why I'm always asking about other men's sex lives and hitting on them. Why do you foreign blokes think this is gay? :confused:
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Tue Aug 02, 2022 10:16 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Mum, fetch the tweezers!
Replies: 3
Views: 396
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Mum, fetch the tweezers!

I just found naked photos of Prince Philip and I need to wank my tinycock :fap: