New Sucks 500

Posted: **Fri Feb 09, 2024 1:35 am**

Just about knocked me off my chair when I got the first whiff.

Posted: **Fri Feb 09, 2024 5:31 am**

Been eating hard boiled eggs?

Posted: **Fri Feb 09, 2024 7:52 am**

Pickled herring and fruit. My butthole itches something fierce from this sloppy shit I took early today. Been wiping for hours.

Posted: **Fri Feb 09, 2024 9:05 am**

Dont you have it sometimes when you fart while sitting in a couch, that the vibrations shake up the entire house?

Posted: **Fri Feb 09, 2024 1:06 pm**

Faggot

Posted: **Fri Feb 09, 2024 3:33 pm**

If it's a hide a bed or leather couch, for sure!

Posted: **Fri Feb 09, 2024 5:34 pm**

RightWingConspirator wrote: ↑Fri Feb 09, 2024 3:33 pm If it's a hide a bed or leather couch, for sure!

It goes like "BWOMMM!!" and the whole place shakes

Posted: **Fri Feb 09, 2024 10:48 pm**

Faggot

Posted: **Fri Feb 09, 2024 11:13 pm**

I just ripped a bad one again. This is horrible, I need a bigger computer room with more ventilation.

I just farted and it reeks in here.