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by my ass smells purty
Fri Mar 27, 2020 2:20 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: I’m on lockdown
Replies: 8
Views: 43
Mood:
Turkmenistan

I’m on lockdown

Lol
Went to work with the gd sniffles and was sent home.
Have to wait for test results to leave house. Paper says that I can be arrested if I leave my property.
Fukkin wow
by my ass smells purty
Fri Mar 20, 2020 4:38 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: I don't need no fucking toilet paper! Never have!
Replies: 6
Views: 108
Mood:
Turkmenistan

Re: I don't need no fucking toilet paper! Never have!

ChrisM (lazy) wrote:
Thu Mar 19, 2020 10:27 pm
I've always used my hand and licked my fingers clean.
Recycling is earth friendly
by my ass smells purty
Thu Mar 19, 2020 8:52 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: I hate the smell of farts, why do you like them?
Replies: 10
Views: 537
Mood:
Turkmenistan

Re: I hate the smell of farts, why do you like them?

My own poots smell great.
by my ass smells purty
Sat Mar 14, 2020 10:49 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: To the shitter....
Replies: 2
Views: 304
Mood:
Turkmenistan

To the shitter....

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by my ass smells purty
Sat Mar 14, 2020 10:48 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: OH GOD!!?!?!
Replies: 7
Views: 473
Mood:
Turkmenistan

Re: OH GOD!!?!?!

I live on 6 acres of land and all but about a 1/2 acre is wooded. I guess I can improvise.
Imagine if a real crisis happens. GD morons will kill each other
by my ass smells purty
Fri Mar 13, 2020 1:28 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: OH GOD!!?!?!
Replies: 7
Views: 473
Mood:
Turkmenistan

OH GOD!!?!?!

I ONLY HAVE 57 OF ASS WIPE!!!! WENT TO BUY MORE BUT THEY ARE OUT!!!! WHAT THE FUKK AM I GOING TO DO????!!!
by my ass smells purty
Sat Feb 15, 2020 10:56 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: QUICK!! TURN ON CNN!!
Replies: 4
Views: 192
Mood:
Turkmenistan

Re: QUICK!! TURN ON CNN!!

Anyone that votes for a fukkin socialist should be starved to death
by my ass smells purty
Sat Feb 15, 2020 10:55 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Had ham and eggs for dinner
Replies: 7
Views: 3313
Mood:
Turkmenistan

Re: Had ham and eggs for dinner

Were they green?
by my ass smells purty
Sat Feb 15, 2020 10:54 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Taco Bell is good for you
Replies: 8
Views: 301
Mood:
Turkmenistan

Re: Taco Bell is good for you

I delivered to restaurants for us foodservice for 12 years. There is some nasty fukkin shit being served to people. Chinese restaurants are the worst. Mexican restaurants are the cleanest.
by my ass smells purty
Sat Feb 15, 2020 10:51 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Any computer literate cocks?
Replies: 0
Views: 824
Mood:
Turkmenistan

Any computer literate cocks?

How can you send an email to a company that can’t be traced to the sender?