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by ChrisMuttonshutter
Sun Mar 29, 2020 5:46 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Mutton's short story thread
Replies: 90
Views: 9065
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: Mutton's short story thread

She sat and wondered which one of her fellow travelers would be the one to .......
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footnote - a first for me using an illustration to enhance the story
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Sun Mar 29, 2020 5:36 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Just had a huge shit and the splash of water
Replies: 3
Views: 19
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: Just had a huge shit and the splash of water

Rightboringtwat wrote:
Sat Mar 28, 2020 7:51 pm
wiped my bum for me so I didn't need to use half a roll this time.
What a life you lead, no need for illegal stimulants for derek
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Sun Mar 29, 2020 5:34 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: All brits must die
Replies: 2
Views: 17
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: All brits must die

Oh dear
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Sun Mar 29, 2020 5:33 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: ChrisM called the police on Nigel
Replies: 8
Views: 60
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: ChrisM called the police on Nigel

Right boring cunt wrote:
Sat Mar 28, 2020 7:48 pm
Hey Sniffle, how was the World Cup? Or whatever that faggot soccer high school girl shit is.
I guess you're more of a women's hockey kinda guy derek.
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Sun Mar 29, 2020 5:22 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: I’m on lockdown
Replies: 8
Views: 46
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: I’m on lockdown

rWaterCloset wrote:
Sat Mar 28, 2020 7:50 pm
ChrisM has been on lockdown for his entire life due to his hideous face, immobility due to fatness and sickening body odor.
Hiya Derek
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Sat Mar 28, 2020 2:59 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: I’m on lockdown
Replies: 8
Views: 46
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: I’m on lockdown

Don't worry your orange retard will protect and save you ( if it doesn't hurt his hotels/finances ) Typical Eurofag, doesn't understand personal responsibility and thinks it's the government's job to run everyone's lives. You're either rwc's boyfriend/twin/or the boring cunt himself. No I don't thi...
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Fri Mar 27, 2020 3:24 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: I’m on lockdown
Replies: 8
Views: 46
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: I’m on lockdown

Don't worry your orange retard will protect and save you ( if it doesn't hurt his hotels/finances )
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Fri Mar 27, 2020 8:40 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Mutton's short story thread
Replies: 90
Views: 9065
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: Mutton's short story thread

Thanks for reading, glad you got something out of your experience.
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Fri Mar 27, 2020 8:39 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Did a really watery shit earlier
Replies: 10
Views: 78
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: Did a really watery shit earlier

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by ChrisMuttonshutter
Fri Mar 27, 2020 8:05 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Mutton's short story thread
Replies: 90
Views: 9065
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: Mutton's short story thread

As he took his last gasp he realised he was under water...