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by ChrisMuttonshutter
Sun Jul 05, 2020 4:48 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Hey nick/admin are we getting Christmas decs on the shithole this year ?
Replies: 0
Views: 5
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Hey nick/admin are we getting Christmas decs on the shithole this year ?

Just wondering !
Thought I'd give you plenty of time as you seem a bit slow ...........
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Sun Jul 05, 2020 4:45 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Stop using racist language please
Replies: 6
Views: 109
Mood:
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Re: Stop using racist language please

I thought they were defunded. I don't think you can call them anymore. I think we can kill you now without getting arrested. Using the royal we now coffindodger :wink: Delusions of grandeur m8.time to retire ( if you haven't already ) I retire to my fart factory every night. What a fucking life you...
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Sun Jul 05, 2020 4:42 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: ChrisMuttonshutter is farting his way straight to hell.
Replies: 1
Views: 23
Mood:
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Re: ChrisMuttonshutter is farting his way straight to hell.

Cool thread m8 but I once went there and wasn't impressed ........
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Sun Jul 05, 2020 4:41 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Mutton's short story thread
Replies: 149
Views: 21266
Mood:
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Re: Mutton's short story thread

He had always wanted to catch a bullet in his mouth. It was his sixth attempt. He pointed the rifle upwards and fired. His mouth was agape as he waited for the bullet's downwards trajectory. No fucking luck again. He had no idea where the bullet had gone. "Fuck this, next time I'll try one of my kni...
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Sun Jul 05, 2020 4:33 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Moments of Pleasure.
Replies: 51
Views: 5614
Mood:
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Re: Moments of Pleasure.

September 1st many years ago.........
September 1st (maybe) this year .....
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Sun Jul 05, 2020 4:31 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: ChrisMuttonshutter's Famous Suck's Blog
Replies: 103
Views: 16136
Mood:
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Re: ChrisMuttonshutter's Famous Suck's Blog

Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think Enjoy yourself, while you're still in the pink The years go by, as quickly as you wink Enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself, it's later than you think. So my readers I realise many of you are worried and depressed as your outpourings on this shithole clearly show....
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Fri Jul 03, 2020 3:00 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Moments of Pleasure.
Replies: 51
Views: 5614
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: Moments of Pleasure.

Three pieces of ice in my special glass then pour over a double Whiskey and enjoy it with Mary.
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Fri Jul 03, 2020 2:57 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: ChrisMuttonshutter's Famous Suck's Blog
Replies: 103
Views: 16136
Mood:
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Re: ChrisMuttonshutter's Famous Suck's Blog

Many thanks for your input.
Many thanks for your output.

My views on the world to follow shortly ........
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Fri Jul 03, 2020 2:54 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Mutton's short story thread
Replies: 149
Views: 21266
Mood:
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Re: Mutton's short story thread

He'd spent twenty years and plenty of tears growing, grafting and perfecting his techniques. He wept for it all had come to fruition. Yes at last. He'd grown an orange on a banana tree and a banana on an orange tree. The orange on the banana tree looked and tasted like a banana. The banana on the or...
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Fri Jul 03, 2020 2:36 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: I must be getting enough fiber in my diet because
Replies: 1
Views: 31
Mood:
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Re: I must be getting enough fiber in my diet because

rwc - suckage queen wrote:
Thu Jul 02, 2020 3:13 pm
that last shit I took just flew straight out my ass like it didn't want nothing to do with my ass anymore!
It's not my scene derek but surely anal sex with your BF's has caused this predicament.