New Sucks 500

I once ate a jar of pickled herring, a ham sandwich and some pickled eggs and later on I had the rankest and most horrifying fart imaginable. It made me pass out for awhile. When I came back to consciousness I immediately farted and passed out again. That's when I got the idea of selling these spices of life in canister form.

I don't remember any particularly bad farts, but I did just take the biggest blackest dump of my life. I must've been firing those coal nuggets out of my ass for 30 minutes.

Vegeta wrote: ↑Sat May 04, 2024 12:31 am I don't remember any particularly bad farts, but I did just take the biggest blackest dump of my life. I must've been firing those coal nuggets out of my ass for 30 minutes.

I wish I could be that lucky once in life.

My worst fart was my wonka fart.

Negroez

I just ripped one out and it seems to be some strange new flavor. I may need some scientists to analyze this one.

Oh wait, here comes another....

I JUST TOOK A SHIT.

Oldpyjama wrote: ↑Sat May 04, 2024 11:24 pm I JUST TOOK A SHIT.

What was the flavor like? Orange peel? Mango? Lemon Pepper? Smoked Salmon?