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Do you prefer wet of dry farts?

Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2024 9:54 pm
by Oldpyjama
Only weirdos with a faeces fetish prefer wet farts. Fucking Br*tish deranged fucks.

Re: Do you prefer wet of dry farts?

Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2024 1:03 am
by RightWingConspirator
Sometimes, MASSIVE SHITFARTS fill your home with a nice odor, but I do prefer the dry ones because I hate having to wipe my ass so much. The neighbors start to get suspicious when their newspapers go missing a lot.

Re: Do you prefer wet of dry farts?

Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2024 6:17 am
by Vegeta
Definitely dry farts. They're just funny. If a fart is too wet, it's a problem.