ChrisMuttonshutter's short story thread

[Nanny]

Oh Chrissypoos

[ChrisMuttonshutter]

He was privileged.
His Papa was rich and Mummy was a whore.
He ate giraffe steaks for breakfast.
His nanny abused her position.
He laughed then winced ....

[ChrisMuttonshutter]

He'd conquered the world.
He'd conquered the shithole.
He'd conquered his demons.
He sat there laughing.
Oh how he laughed.
His giraffe laughed too ....

[ChrisMongohomo]

There he stood
Surrounded by niggers
Surrounded by boucaks
Surrounded by bald faggots
It was a dream come true
He sucked them all off,
As many as he could handle at once

Oh my

[Dave]

I might start a short story thread but I have to think of some first

[Dave]

He wanted a hot chick for a girlfriend so he started following one but she got upset and so did her boyfriend so he left her a message on facebook but got no reply so he looked for another one
that had left her card in a phone booth
to be continued

[Dave]

He wanted a hot chick for a girlfriend so he started following one but she got upset and so did her boyfriend so he left her a message on facebook but got no reply so he looked for another one
that had left her card in a phone booth
to be continued

I rang the number but it was engaged or blocked and I was aroused

to be continued

[Raymond P Hewitt]

Is pedophilia also talked about here?

[Dave]

I might try another story later

[Dave]

It was a rainy friday and he didn't have an umbrella but he felt adventuress so he went out and got wet

[Dave]

The shop assistant was hot so he went in every day and bought 3 donuts but today it was a man but he still bought 3 donuts and a coffee because he didn't want to look like he was after man on man action and he didn't leave a tip and threw the coffee away then went home to watch baywatch

[Guest]

So "Dave" is taking over ChrisMuttonshutter's blog, huh? Try to make it less obvious next time, Raymond.

[Dave]

I have my own short story thread

[Dave]

soon

[Dave]

Logging out of here for ever

[Dave]

read my short story thread soon

[ChrisMuttonshutter]

He looked into the mirror
He didn't know himself
Maybe he wasn't himself
Maybe he was dead
He laughed, then he laughed again
He knew who he was ....

[ChrisMongohomo]

And who was he?

Raymond P. Hewitt
Breaker of Children's Arms
Bariatric Patient
Schizophrenic Extraordinaire
Proud Bugger
Son of his whore mum, Bev
And proud of it

[Dave]

Don't think that's a story but then again it might be

[ChrisMuttonshutter]

The reflection stared back
He was a fat fucker
Mirrors never lie
He laughed
Oh how he laughed