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Don't go away mad, just go away.
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Don't go away mad, just go away.
Don't go away mad, don't go away sad.
Don't go away mad, don't go away bad.
Don't go away ....

OK
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ChrisMuttonshutter wrote: Fri Feb 04, 2022 5:51 pm Don't go away mad, just go away.
Don't go away mad, don't go away sad.
Don't go away mad, don't go away bad.
Don't go away ....

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YO CHRISSSSSSSSSSSS MANG WOTS UP G?
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Guest wrote: Fri Feb 04, 2022 5:54 pm

YO CHRISSSSSSSSSSSS MANG WOTS UP G?
Not quite sure wtf you're saying m8 but I assume you're asking about my state of mind :wink:

Dodiddly as always.
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ChrisMuttonshutter wrote: Sat Feb 05, 2022 6:06 am
Guest wrote: Fri Feb 04, 2022 5:54 pm

YO CHRISSSSSSSSSSSS MANG WOTS UP G?
Not quite sure wtf you're saying m8 but I assume you're asking about my state of mind :wink:

Dodiddly as always.
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Wow. This forum is even more fucked up than I thought. Nothing said in this thread makes any sense wtf
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Gunnar wrote: Sat Feb 05, 2022 3:08 pm Wow. This forum is even more fucked up than I thought. Nothing said in this thread makes any sense wtf
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Nor me m8 and I wrote the fucking lot :wink:

He sat and wrote his mind spilling out ....
It spilled onto the page ....


That's how his giraffe found him ....
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WAGWAN CHRISSSSSSS MON?
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update

The giraffe is receiving counselling.

(this maybe fake news)
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He sat waiting until the fucker's last breath ....
He leaned in and he gasped ....
.... my login for the shithole is .... only he heard.

At last he gasped " I'm a Shitgod ".
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All and sundry were searching ....
He looked on and chuckled to himself ....
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ChrisMuttonshutter wrote: Wed Feb 09, 2022 6:07 pm All and sundry were searching ....
He looked on and chuckled to himself ....
Hey muthafucka. Was really hoping you were dead. This sucks..
I love you all, my fart brothers and sisters. And niggAz too.
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RightWingConspirator wrote: Wed Feb 09, 2022 6:26 pm
ChrisMuttonshutter wrote: Wed Feb 09, 2022 6:07 pm All and sundry were searching ....
He looked on and chuckled to himself ....
Hey muthafucka. Was really hoping you were dead. This sucks..
He's dead. Some shitstab just hacked into his account. His pwd was probably something like "pedophilia4life"
Succumb to the Pukefukk! OCP LIVES IN DEATH! His coming will bring forth the rise of the Rape, the Massive Shitfarts and the Pukefukk of all jEwish niggAz.be m8

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Oldjimmyjams wrote: Thu Feb 10, 2022 4:36 am
RightWingConspirator wrote: Wed Feb 09, 2022 6:26 pm
ChrisMuttonshutter wrote: Wed Feb 09, 2022 6:07 pm All and sundry were searching ....
He looked on and chuckled to himself ....
Hey muthafucka. Was really hoping you were dead. This sucks..
He's dead. Some shitstab just hacked into his account. His pwd was probably something like "pedophilia4life"
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He had a stalker who was obsessed with him.
He'd told him he was not into man on man action but this strange Belgian was desperate now he was out of prison.
His pet giraffe trampled the stalker and licked his testicles.
This seemed to pacify the stranger who for some reasons was dressed in his pink pj's during the day.
The sun was shining brightly on this winter's day.
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The grass was lush and cool.
Insects clicked in the distance.
An eagle soared above.
His giraffe ate in silence.
He sat there laughing.
Time for bed ....
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ChrisMuttonshutter wrote: Mon Feb 14, 2022 5:44 pm The grass was lush and cool.
Insects clicked in the distance.
An eagle soared above.
His giraffe ate in silence.
He sat there laughing.
Time for bed ....
You're sure with sending your fat ass to bed a lot.
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It had been a long day.
He'd toiled endlessly, but beinng one of the undead meant nothing seemed to get done.
His sleep tonight would be without dreams for he had no memories.
He slept hoping he would wake up to walk the earth once more ....
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It was a dead end and he shit himself ....


one for all the scat fans here
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