I'm about to re-open my fart canister factory and release a new flavor!

[RightWingConspirator]

The market is looking better days, so I've gone back to canning farts. I'm going to call it "Chocolate Mint Strawberry Salsa". I think it's going to be a big hit with the hipsters. Try it, you'll love it! I think it's my best invention so far. You might just tear up with joy..

[Guest]

Fartanicus Inc is about to put you out of business. They are launching a new, technology advanced line of fart cannisters next week.

It's going to change the game completely.

[Guest]

Fartanicus Inc is about to put you out of business. They are launching a new, technology advanced line of fart cannisters next week.

It's going to change the game completely.

[RightWingConspirator]

I'm not going down without a fight!

I mean.. fart