New Sucks 500

Posted: **Sun Feb 18, 2024 3:43 pm**

Thought I was getting sick, but then I remembered I ate a jar of garlic salsa yesterday.

Posted: **Sun Feb 18, 2024 5:11 pm**

I'm already on shit number 3 and I'm still getting this real garlic stank. I wonder how long it will last.

Posted: **Sun Feb 18, 2024 7:13 pm**

Just had shit # 4.

Posted: **Sun Feb 18, 2024 7:14 pm**

Just took a massive dump

Posted: **Sun Feb 18, 2024 8:37 pm**

Vegeta wrote: ↑Sun Feb 18, 2024 7:14 pm Just took a massive dump

What was the odor profile?

Posted: **Sun Feb 18, 2024 9:16 pm**

God damnit, I just did #5 and it was SUPER watery. Good thing I decided not to leave the house today, or I would have been in a world of trouble.

Posted: **Mon Feb 19, 2024 12:14 am**

Eating Panda Express right now. Pretty sure it's gonna make me shit some more.

Posted: **Wed Mar 06, 2024 11:43 pm**

Just did shit #7. My asshole is starting to wear out. Luckily I still have a closet full of shitwipe from COVID.

Took a shit this morning that smelled really funky.