Microbrews are for PUSSIES!!!!
Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2024 1:15 pm
Remember back when you could just sip on a cold Michelob, and it would be the shit? And nobody looked at you like you were 'unoriginal'.
Now everyone's about this unbelievable gayness. Go get yourself a India Stout Pale Ale Hickerwood brewed bottle of slop you peckerwood. Oh and your tattoos, I think they missed a spot. Hope your gauges have a blowout at your next homo sponge bath party. If you need more mustache wax, you can always use your boyfriend's anal lube.
Now everyone's about this unbelievable gayness. Go get yourself a India Stout Pale Ale Hickerwood brewed bottle of slop you peckerwood. Oh and your tattoos, I think they missed a spot. Hope your gauges have a blowout at your next homo sponge bath party. If you need more mustache wax, you can always use your boyfriend's anal lube.