Just had an explosive bowel movement

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Re: Just had an explosive bowel movement

Post by Guest » Mon Jul 30, 2018 2:11 pm

Shitfarts.

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Re: Just had an explosive bowel movement

Post by Guest » Fri Aug 03, 2018 6:09 pm

I just had a massive shitfart, unfortunately I was nowhere near a toilet. Had to wipe my ass with my own drawers m8. What a shitty experience.

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Re: Just had an explosive bowel movement

Post by Guest » Fri Aug 03, 2018 6:10 pm

Guest wrote:
Fri Aug 03, 2018 6:09 pm
I just had a massive shitfart, unfortunately I was nowhere near a toilet. Had to wipe my arse with my own drawers m8. What a shitty experience.
Fixed.

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Re: Just had an explosive bowel movement

Post by Guest » Mon Aug 06, 2018 7:16 pm

Gotta beware the shithawks. And the shitfarts.

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Re: Just had an explosive bowel movement

Post by Guest » Fri May 10, 2019 12:07 am

And the niggers.

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Re: Just had an explosive bowel movement

Post by RightWingConspirator » Sat May 11, 2019 11:12 am

Glad this thread is still going strong. I just blew ass so loudly it vibrated the chair and nearly perforated my eardrums.

I'm surprised the bowl didn't shatter.

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Re: Just had an explosive bowel movement

Post by Guest » Sun May 12, 2019 8:27 pm

Farts. :smile:

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Re: Just had an explosive bowel movement

Post by RightWingConspirator » Wed May 15, 2019 12:07 am

Had another one come out of nowhere in Kmart today just as I walked in the door. Had to double time to the back of the store leaking all the way. Finally was able to grab a seat and let loose. Luckily my toga was able to cover my shit splattered legs and arse until I could get out of there. I wasn't leaving without first grabbing my TP and an Icee on the way out though.

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