I just took an absolutely BRUTAL shit

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I just took an absolutely BRUTAL shit

Post by Guest » Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:02 pm

It caused all the water to splash out of the bowl, and there was smoke pouring off the bottom. I had to run the shower on it full blast to get it to cool down enough so it was safe to flush. The toilet paper kept smoldering up and starting on fire as I was wiping my arse. Went through over half a roll. Sprayed my bunghole off too. That turd cutter was sizzlin'.

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Post by Guest » Fri Mar 27, 2020 10:42 am

I had one even worse. My balloon not is absolutely blazing after all that Indian food. They just delivered a new toilet this morning.

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Post by Guest » Sun Mar 29, 2020 4:20 am

I had Indian food at a place in Minnesota recently. It sizzled my bunghole like nothing has ever stung me before. Food was great, but not sure it was worth the aftermath.
You know the saying, "fool me once".

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Re: I just took an absolutely BRUTAL shit

Post by RightWingConspirator » Mon Mar 30, 2020 2:39 pm

Indian food fart canisters were one of my best sellers before the virus hit and halted all our production. I have been considering expanding on this line into different ethnic varieties.

Thank you for the reminder.

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