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Posted: **Tue Sep 24, 2024 12:03 am**

I had a couple of extremely wet sounding farts earlier. I sat down in the thrown room and I was able to drop about 5 turds. Then I got up and went out in the hallway to check the mail. There was a flyer from a local hardware store an some Burger King coupons in the mailbox. It's been another wild and crazy day.

Posted: **Tue Sep 24, 2024 12:04 am**

I sincerely hope someone slashes your throat

Posted: **Tue Sep 24, 2024 12:04 am**

Guest wrote: ↑Tue Sep 24, 2024 12:04 am I sincerely hope someone slashes your throat

Me too.

Posted: **Tue Sep 24, 2024 12:21 am**

FAT CUNTS

Posted: **Tue Sep 24, 2024 12:33 am**

Farts.

Posted: **Tue Sep 24, 2024 1:10 am**

Also, farts.

Posted: **Tue Sep 24, 2024 7:48 pm**

RightWingConspirator wrote: ↑Tue Sep 24, 2024 12:03 am I had a couple of extremely wet sounding farts earlier. I sat down in the thrown room and I was able to drop about 5 turds. Then I got up and went out in the hallway to check the mail. There was a flyer from a local hardware store an some Burger King coupons in the mailbox. It's been another wild and crazy day.

Eat lots of plums at breakfast. I have and have been able take enormous shits that require multiple plungings every day!

Posted: **Tue Sep 24, 2024 8:27 pm**

I took a massive shit just now. The constipation disappeared somehow.

Posted: **Tue Sep 24, 2024 9:38 pm**

Just took another massive shit. I guess that's my payback for a day of constipation.

The sound I made was like... Ehhhhhhhhhhhh.. then there was a huge splash. It was epic.

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