New Sucks 500

Posted: **Mon Jan 27, 2025 11:47 pm**

EGG FARTS RULE!

Posted: **Tue Jan 28, 2025 9:05 pm**

I want a 350 pound Mexican truck driver to keep me tied up in his cab and use me as a human toilet. That is my vision. My dream.

Posted: **Tue Jan 28, 2025 11:51 pm**

What have you got against egg farts m8?

Posted: **Mon Feb 03, 2025 2:34 pm**

I just paid a homeless man $5 to shit in my mouth while I licked his taint.

Posted: **Mon Feb 03, 2025 7:46 pm**

Leave me alone or I'm calling the police. Also, Egg farts rule!

Posted: **Mon Feb 03, 2025 11:53 pm**

I bought a dog just so I can jerk off while it eats dog food out of my asshole.

Posted: **Tue Feb 04, 2025 3:31 pm**

Toby Jug wrote: ↑Mon Feb 03, 2025 11:53 pm I bought a dog just so I can jerk off while it eats dog food out of my asshole.

You need a mental health assessment asap.

Posted: **Thu Feb 27, 2025 12:56 pm**

EGG FARTS RULE!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: **Wed Mar 26, 2025 1:12 am**

FAT CUNTS

Posted: **Wed Mar 26, 2025 1:16 am**

Toby Jug wrote: ↑Thu Nov 14, 2024 10:50 pm I'll fight anyone who says otherwise.

Meet me outside Ilford McDonald's you little fucking mug.

EGG FARTS RULE!