I just farted with such force it launched me across the street.

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I just farted with such force it launched me across the street.

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I ended up flying through my neighbor's window and it knocked me out. When I came to, the coppers were there and charged me with breaking and entering.
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That sounds like it was quite an experience.
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Sucks you need a lawyer over a fart.
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The Fartman wrote: Tue Sep 10, 2024 8:35 pm I ended up flying through my neighbor's window and it knocked me out. When I came to, the coppers were there and charged me with breaking and entering.
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So are you out of jail yet?
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Poop.


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