OMG SNN!!! JOE BIDEN STEPS OUT OF THE RACE!!!!

[Oldpyjama]

According to our SNN reporter, this is the exact statement, word by word, Joe made:

My fellow Americans
I decided to step out of the race for the Kremlin. I fully endorse.... ehm... I step out of the race to the Presidency of Canada... I fully endorse.... ehhmm... I ask all of my fellow Americans to support me successor Geor... ehmm. no... eh .. Jaqcues Chirac as the new Democratic nominee. Thank you for your unwavering support. God Bless Medicare! ehm.. America

[Guest]

FAT CUNT

[Oldpyjama]

They may ask Jimmy Carter to succeed him

[Guest]

FARTS!

[RightWingConspirator]

If Cameltoe Hairass gets elected you can see this country will go to civil war.

[Oldpyjama]

If Cameltoe Hairass gets elected you can see this country will go to civil war.

Does KamaLambada even stand a chance against the fat orange toupet-wearing retard?

[Zoink]

FAGGOT

[Vegeta]

If Cameltoe Hairass gets elected you can see this country will go to civil war.

Does KamaLambada even stand a chance against the fat orange toupet-wearing retard?

Anyone can win if the buy enough fake ballots.