Farted a lot as I was walking into the kitchen just now.

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Farted a lot as I was walking into the kitchen just now.

Post by Common Man » Sun Apr 28, 2019 8:42 pm

As I was walking back out I walked into a wall of my own eggy breakfast burrito scented turd reek and nearly passed out.

I'm still a little light headed as I type this. Life is good!

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Re: Farted a lot as I was walking into the kitchen just now.

Post by RightWingConspirator » Sun Apr 28, 2019 9:00 pm

That's an amazing story brother. Just don't overdo it too much. I've been in the hospital in a fart coma, some crazy weird fart dreams I had.

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Re: Farted a lot as I was walking into the kitchen just now.

Post by Guest » Wed May 01, 2019 2:23 am

RightWingConspirator wrote:
Sun Apr 28, 2019 9:00 pm
That's an amazing story brother. Just don't overdo it too much. I've been in the hospital in a fart coma, some crazy weird fart dreams I had.
boring cunt

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Re: Farted a lot as I was walking into the kitchen just now.

Post by my ass smells purty » Wed May 01, 2019 4:42 am

I like crop dusting at stores

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Re: Farted a lot as I was walking into the kitchen just now.

Post by RightWingConspirator » Fri May 03, 2019 10:14 pm

I like crop dusting pretty much anywhere.

And I do.

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Re: Farted a lot as I was walking into the kitchen just now.

Post by Guest » Sat May 04, 2019 9:19 pm

Air turds

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Re: Farted a lot as I was walking into the kitchen just now.

Post by RightWingConspirator » Mon May 06, 2019 10:30 pm

Liquid Ass Fart Spray.

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Re: Farted a lot as I was walking into the kitchen just now.

Post by Guest » Tue May 07, 2019 3:36 am

RightWingConspirator wrote:
Mon May 06, 2019 10:30 pm
Liquid Ass Fart Spray.
boring cunt

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