So I was driving in Germany this weekend

[Oldpyjama]

I kept seeing signs saying "Ausfahrt"
Fucking Germans think they can out-fart us. I would not have accepted that. The Suckage is master of farts.

But fortunately, it apparently is the German word for offramp for a highway so it's all good. I would have preferred if it showed me the way to Auschwitz instead so I could go have a toast to the absolute lulz that took place there, but Auschwitz is in Poland. Ausfahrts are in Germany.

[Simon Stooly]

I kept seeing signs saying "Ausfahrt"
Fucking Germans think they can out-fart us. I would not have accepted that. The Suckage is master of farts.

But fortunately, it apparently is the German word for offramp for a highway so it's all good. I would have preferred if it showed me the way to Auschwitz instead so I could go have a toast to the absolute lulz that took place there, but Auschwitz is in Poland. Ausfahrts are in Germany.

I'm reporting this to the police.

[Vegeta]

Ha, farts.

[Guest]

[RightWingConspirator]

I'm not impressed that Germany thinks they can out fart Americans even. I might reconsider my NAZI party membership.

[RightWingConspirator]

I kept seeing signs saying "Ausfahrt"
Fucking Germans think they can out-fart us. I would not have accepted that. The Suckage is master of farts.

But fortunately, it apparently is the German word for offramp for a highway so it's all good. I would have preferred if it showed me the way to Auschwitz instead so I could go have a toast to the absolute lulz that took place there, but Auschwitz is in Poland. Ausfahrts are in Germany.

I'm reporting this to the police.

I'm here. just PM me and I'll get right back to you. Well.. probably not. I'll probably be doing other things. But I'll get back to you with our findings about farts. We have a deep undercover investigation going on. About... well you know... FARTS