Just took a shit that smelled so bad it melted the handle to the bathroom door.

[Arsey McGee]

[Vegeta]

I hate it when that happens. I started keeping a tool kit in the bathroom so I can disassemble the door latch and get myself out.

[Arsey McGee]

That's a great idea. I've had to break down the door several times now. I was thinking of just going doorless from this point forward.

[Turdly Jenkems]

That's one of the reasons I just shit into jars and seal them up right away.