This is just fucking sad

[Phreakwars]

So now that I have verified myself in google for analytics and SEO tools, what I saw was fucking pathetic. I think I only saw 17 spider-ed entries from over the last how many years now has this site been back up?

https://www.google.com/search?q=newsuck ... =929&dpr=1

There should be one listed for every page and it should update hourly. Yeah, when he said he didn't know google search stuff he wasn't kidding. Holy fuck, this is gonna be a fun one .

[Vegeta]

Go ahead and SEO the shit out of this place. New Sucks 500 should be the world's number one website for talking about fast food and niggers.

[Phreakwars]

Yeah, he never even built a sitemap for this place. I have it set to index 500 pages based on some special criteria. Should take a couple days for google to propagate I suppose. The reason you do this, is so that key items in the page fit search criteria flags.. In short, it tries to find others who want to talk shit. I might temporarily, switch the site back to the stock PhPBB subsilver style. I notice the styles I wrote for subsuckage and newsucks500 are based around PhPBB 3.0, the current software is 3.3.5, so I see all kinds of template changes that need made in order to carry over from an older version. I'll leave it switched till I finish rewriting templates. See, this is what happens when you don't update your shit frequently. Web site, computer.. doesn't matter. You end up breaking it. But, I'll get it fixed. So what I did, was install prosilver and prosilver SE and made the inherit the color swatches I used for light and dark themes. I'll have to fix my old code to comply with the new to get the spacing and colors correct. Why do this? Well, you'll notice the navigation bar is missing a link back to the open chat forum on both the themes, but is present in prosilver and prosilver SE. This also affects the way the spiders will pick up

[ChrisMuttonshutter]

No fucking idea what this is all about Eric, but don't break out in a sweat about it.