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Re: Built this for a fwend

Post by Phreakwars » Fri Nov 30, 2018 2:48 am

I've been working with and building computers for well over 30 years now. Before that, I was into engines and welding. My first engine was a Mopar 340 that I built and put into my 73' Barracuda. Fucking LOVED that car. A couple months after I had rebuilt the engine, my damn radiator got a small pinhole leak. And one day, my mom calls me up at work, says she needs to go pick up my sister in a town about 50 miles away, and that she needed to borrow my car. I tell her watch the radiator, I hadn't fixed the pin hole just yet.. did she listen.. fuck no. After getting my sister, she starts heading back and about half way in between, the engine overheats, knocks and dies. So she leaves it stranded by the side of the road. Calls me up and tells me about it, so I'm thinking OK, so she fucked up my new engine, no biggy, I'll just pull it and fix it, probably spun a bearing or something. So I go down the next day to pick up my car from the side of the road and tow it back into town, and when I get there, some asshole had busted out a couple of the windows.. I'm pissed.. so I tow it home thinking.. OK, OK, so I'll have to go find a replacement window from a junk yard. Thing of it was.. it was a 73' Barracuda. Fucking junk yard wanted a ridiculous price just for the small driver's side back window. So I sat it in my front yard. Then one night, I was drunk as fuck, pissed off about my car, and went out with my gun and shot fucking holes all over it. Fucking ruined it good. Got my sober ass up the next day and thought "FUCK, I'm an idiot!!" Ended up selling my car to the junk yard. Fuck I miss that car.

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Re: Built this for a fwend

Post by Guest » Fri Nov 30, 2018 3:29 am

You boring twat

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Re: Built this for a fwend

Post by my ass smells purty » Fri Nov 30, 2018 7:54 am

some dickless pos hit my vette in a parking lot. Luckily it just cracked the nose. $325 for a piece of fiberglass. Fglass up front, steel out back

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Re: Built this for a fwend

Post by RightWingConspirator » Fri Nov 30, 2018 5:03 pm

Phreakwars wrote:
Fri Nov 30, 2018 2:48 am
I've been working with and building computers for well over 30 years now. Before that, I was into engines and welding. My first engine was a Mopar 340 that I built and put into my 73' Barracuda. Fucking LOVED that car. A couple months after I had rebuilt the engine, my damn radiator got a small pinhole leak. And one day, my mom calls me up at work, says she needs to go pick up my sister in a town about 50 miles away, and that she needed to borrow my car. I tell her watch the radiator, I hadn't fixed the pin hole just yet.. did she listen.. fuck no. After getting my sister, she starts heading back and about half way in between, the engine overheats, knocks and dies. So she leaves it stranded by the side of the road. Calls me up and tells me about it, so I'm thinking OK, so she fucked up my new engine, no biggy, I'll just pull it and fix it, probably spun a bearing or something. So I go down the next day to pick up my car from the side of the road and tow it back into town, and when I get there, some asshole had busted out a couple of the windows.. I'm pissed.. so I tow it home thinking.. OK, OK, so I'll have to go find a replacement window from a junk yard. Thing of it was.. it was a 73' Barracuda. Fucking junk yard wanted a ridiculous price just for the small driver's side back window. So I sat it in my front yard. Then one night, I was drunk as fuck, pissed off about my car, and went out with my gun and shot fucking holes all over it. Fucking ruined it good. Got my sober ass up the next day and thought "FUCK, I'm an idiot!!" Ended up selling my car to the junk yard. Fuck I miss that car.

Guns and alcohol can be a glorious combination. Many years ago I came home one night piss drunk and accidentally shot myself playing with one. The bullet bounced off my side. After that I was even more convinced I was immortal and a god. However I still practice strict gun safety since that day. :cool:

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Re: Built this for a fwend

Post by my ass smells purty » Sat Dec 01, 2018 4:09 am

I have been shooting weapons since I could hold one, got my first rifle at 10 and was in the Marine infantry. I shot a hole through a wall in my house with a .357 being stupid. Luckily I had a .38 in it and I can still hear

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Re: Built this for a fwend

Post by Guest » Sat Dec 01, 2018 5:11 am

If there is a god, please let them both shoot themselves in the head and make the world a better place.
If there isn't one, please let them both shoot themselves in the head and make the world a better place.

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Re: Built this for a fwend

Post by Guest » Sat Dec 01, 2018 5:59 am

If there is a god, please let them both shoot themselves in the head and make the world a better place.
If there isn't one, please let them both shoot themselves in the head and make the world a better place.
Be silent pedopriest.

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Re: Built this for a fwend

Post by my ass smells purty » Sat Dec 01, 2018 7:32 am

I ate 50 dunkin munchkins this morning

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Re: Built this for a fwend

Post by Guest » Sat Dec 01, 2018 7:09 pm

I ate 50 dunkin munchkins this morning
You bastard.

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Re: Built this for a fwend

Post by Guest » Sun Dec 02, 2018 11:26 am

Guest wrote:
Sat Dec 01, 2018 5:59 am
If there is a god, please let them both shoot themselves in the head and make the world a better place.
If there isn't one, please let them both shoot themselves in the head and make the world a better place.
Be silent pedopriest.
LMFAOffypoos, we back to that old chestnut.

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