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Post by ChrisMuttonshutter » Thu Mar 19, 2020 4:42 am

Yes It's fucking back !

Stay calm m8's and stop worryingpoopoos and YES I will be writing some of my famous short stories for all to help you while away the days when you have to self isolate.

ChrisM, famous as fuck and totally self taught.
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Post by ChrisMuttonshutter » Fri Mar 20, 2020 4:54 am

Had a good night's sleep, a sleep of the innocent and ready for today's task of reassuring this shithole to stay calm......
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Post by ChrisMuttonshutter » Tue Mar 24, 2020 7:55 am

A lot of my adoring fans are in turmoil over the crisis, that is why I shall endeavor to calm the situation by posting regularly during lock down, and also many find reading my short stories helps so that shall continue.

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Post by Guest » Tue Mar 24, 2020 10:04 pm

You seem gay.

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Post by Guest » Wed Mar 25, 2020 1:49 am

That's a fucking understatement if there ever was one.

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Post by ChrisMuttonshutter » Thu Mar 26, 2020 4:49 am

Someone seems upset m8's and it ain't me.
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Post by Bodger Jenkins » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:25 am

Those who claim not to be upset most definitely are. Fact.

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Post by ChrisMuttonshutter » Thu Mar 26, 2020 11:07 am

Badger Jenkum wrote:
Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:25 am
Those who claim not to be upset most definitely are. Fact.
Many thanks for reading my blog and your contribution to this epic task, though I feel you have posted just to bask in some of the glory that I regularly receive.
In this case you are wrong as I don't give a fuck.
Fact

Hope this helps with you're quest for self fulfillment.
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Post by ChrisMuttonshutter » Fri Mar 27, 2020 8:03 am

Well it's obvious some here are suffering from lock down syndrome, but don't despair, read this blog for comfort and then read some/all my short stories for entertainment/to pass the time or just for the fuck of it m8's.

ChrisMuttonshutter, this shithole's antidote for everything.

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Post by ChrisMuttonshutter » Tue Mar 31, 2020 11:04 am

Came 5th in a poker tournament yesterday, out of 8000 so I am quite chuffed with myself, just another of my many talents.
PM me for a sample.

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