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Jack Mickpitty

Just had an explosive bowel movement

Post by Jack Mickpitty » Mon Jun 11, 2018 6:26 pm

As soon as my arse touched the seat I let rip an enormous shit fart that pebble dash the bowel :poo:

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Re: Just had an explosive bowel movement

Post by Guest » Mon Jun 11, 2018 9:15 pm

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Re: Just had an explosive bowel movement

Post by Guest » Fri Jun 15, 2018 8:37 pm

Jack Mickpitty wrote:
Mon Jun 11, 2018 6:26 pm
As soon as my arse touched the seat I let rip an enormous shit fart that pebble dash the bowel :poo:
Did you check under the toilet seat? There's probably still some remnants of the event there.

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Re: Just had an explosive bowel movement

Post by curious observer » Sat Jun 16, 2018 1:21 am

Let us know if you find any corn.

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Re: Just had an explosive bowel movement

Post by my ass smells purty » Fri Jun 22, 2018 8:27 pm

i shit the back of my shorts wednesday. didn’t get them down fast enough. wouldn’t have been a big deal at home but i was at work. broke out in a cold sweat while trying to clean up. drawerswere fukkin history. had to pull my trailers to myrtle beach that night commando. the fukkkedup thing is that i was only 10ft from the shitter

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Re: Just had an explosive bowel movement

Post by Guest » Sat Jun 23, 2018 3:27 pm

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Re: Just had an explosive bowel movement

Post by my ass smells purty » Sun Jun 24, 2018 5:31 pm

Guest wrote:
Sat Jun 23, 2018 3:27 pm
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yep

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Re: Just had an explosive bowel movement

Post by Guest » Mon Jun 25, 2018 5:33 pm

I just sharted myself whilst reading this thread. Gotta go wipe.

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Re: Just had an explosive bowel movement

Post by Guest » Sun Jul 29, 2018 12:46 pm

muddy arse.

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Re: Just had an explosive bowel movement

Post by Guest » Mon Jul 30, 2018 1:14 pm

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Sat Jun 23, 2018 3:27 pm
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Lotsa corn in that one.

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